A regular Tuesday night in California

A new scientifically pointless study was released yesterday showing that the Golden State has some sex-hungry horny dawgs. The good news is, we have no problem satiating our animal instincts.

According to Loveagain.com, a dating website for the 40 and older crowd, Californians tend to be among the most sexually liberated people in the nation. We have the second-highest sex drives, with 56 percent rating their sexual appetite as "high," compared to the national average of 49 percent.

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Bang With Friends, the prurient web application that allows you to click on Facebook friends and invite them for a roll in the hay, has evidently raised $1 million in its first round of venture funding. Yep, you read that right -- $1 million for an app that was created by three (probably) drunk tech/bros in a single evening, which is as much as you need to know about the production values.

Needless to say, it doesn't exactly work.

I tried test-running the app this Saturday in a controlled setting -- controlled, meaning
myself and another journalist sat side-by-side on a couch, equipped with identical MacBooks, attempting to get the app to get us to bang each each (who said being a newspaper reporter was the worst job in America?)

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Tax Day is coming, and you should, too

If you're looking for a good reason to get your taxes done this year -- other than getting screwed by the IRS -- here's something that might stimulate you.More »

Va-va-va-voom!

President Obama yesterday calling out Kamala Harris as, "by far, the best-looking Attorney General," was, unquestionably, an odd moment. It was a clunky thing to do for a man with strong reputations as both an egalitarian and a glib orator; it'd be akin to watching Richard Petty driving slowly in the left lane with his blinker signal on.

Obama's Construction Worker-in-Chief turn certainly provided much fodder to various denizens of the Internet. But, lost in the back-and-forth was a perplexing question -- is Harris the best-looking AG in the realm, let alone "by far"?

Well, to borrow a phrase from another president, that all depends on what the meaning of is is.

In order to settle this matter, we gazed upon the countenances of every last AG in the nation.

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Sugardaddie.com

Home sweet home

Sugardaddie.com, a dating website that pairs flush businessmen with broke babes, is celebrating its 10-year anniversary in a truly bizarre fashion -- by trying to get a town to rename itself after the site.

At first, the company was only approaching towns that already had the word "sugar" in their name, such as Sugar Land, Texas. But after getting shot down in the Lone Star State, Sugardaddie.com expanded its wacky business concept to California.

Now, the company is trying to cajole the wealthy town of Woodside down on the Peninsula, to finally do something that will put itself on the map. In exchange for the naming rights of Woodside, Sugardaddie.com is offering the already cash-rich town $11.65 million.

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Last week, we informed readers about the annual Cupid's Undie run, which took place in the Marina over the weekend. It's exactly what it sounds like -- a bunch of fun-loving folks running in their underwear for charity (we think they were sober).

Of course, plenty of you opted out of this panty party, probably to donate to your own personal charity, whether it be nursing a hangover or catching up on sleep. In any event, don't fret; we grabbed some memorable images of this boxer brouhaha.

Enjoy:

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Y

Appreciation, indeed

our humble narrator has just been informed that today is "Cleavage Appreciation Day" -- which, we assumed prior to this notification, was simply any day ending in a "y."

We're not in Kansas anymore, Toto. Can you imagine telling the teenagers of 1990 that, in the future, they could unwittingly stumble across photos like these? The Internet has done to tracking down photos of scantily clad women what the washing machine did for laundry, reducing a back-breaking, dirty chore to something one can do without even leaving the home.

Anyhow, enough philosophizin'. Here's some Twitterin':

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He's like the Willy Wonka of safe sex

This news should bring some long-lasting pleasure to San Francisco's condom crusaders who are trying to blanket the city with free rubbers: The nation's sexually active report being just as excited when using rubbers during sex as they are during bare-backing sessions.

A new study published in The Journal of Sexual Medicine revealed that both men and women were plenty satisfied with their orgasms, describing them as pleasurable and arousing whether a condom was used or not.

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Class of 2013

UC college chicks don't need daddy to pay for school and all those four-year parties anymore, but what they do need are their sugar daddies.

A new poll claims that an increasing number of female students from UC Berkeley and UC Davis are tapping sugar daddies for college tuition -- high fees and crippling education budgets are rarely good things, but they are if you're a would-be sugar daddy.

According to SeekingArrangement.com, a sugar daddy website, there's been a 67 percent increase in the number of female students attending UC Berkeley who signed up for the online service, specifically to find a sugar daddy who will help fund their education, dorm expenses and weekend fun.

When you think about it, that's actually kinda smart.

See also: San Francisco Is Full of Sugar Daddies

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