|Tell us about the dinosaurs again, Jose|
"More thoughts on gravity tomorrow," wrote the former Oakland A's Bash Brother on Sunday. It's not every day that a onetime budding Hall-of-Famer turned home run ball-off-the-head punchline turned reality TV staple promises to opine on the forces of nature. But, on Monday, he did just that.
"Ancient gravity was much weaker," he tweeted, initiating the following surreal train of thought: