A high school senior prank that doesn't put anyone in the hospital
or land its perpetrators in jail
is a success in its own right.
Laying it on a bit thick
: The "Director of Genital Commissions" is named "Mike Hawk." The "Head Penis Inspector" is listed as "Richard I. Dong."
It turns out, however, that pranking your high school chums with a faux penis inspection flyer isn't as original as one might think. Lowell's campaign was actually just a template. Here's a near-identical penis inspection poster
that jolted the penis-equipped students at Carlmont High in 2011.
Hopefully the funny folks at Lowell can avoid the fate of their Castro Valley forbear: A "senior boy" caught posting fliers was busted and ordered to provide community service.
He seemed a bit taken aback by this punishment.