San Franciscans Lose Their Shit Over Driver's Annoying Car Alarm
If you asked us, since its inception, the audible car alarm has been about as useless as diet water, pet rocks, or the two-person sweatshirt.
No, we don't have scientific proof of all that, but what we do have are enough anecdotes like the one above (which we spotted on Reddit on Monday), illustrating once again that the only thing your car alarm will do right is torment the entire neighborhood with its nagging noise.
Who knows if the above San Francisco driver actually dodged any car crooks with that skittish alarm. What we do know for sure is that the mysterious driver is definitely driving the wrong kind of people the right amount of crazy.