New App Proves Californians Can't Last That Long in Bed

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Well, finally, you have a good reason to roadtrip your way to the seemingly less glamorous parts of the United States -- places including Nebraska, New Mexico, and West Virginia.

Sex.

Sure, California has a ton of sex appeal (beaches, mountains, stunning views, the Golden Gate Bridge, and Hollywood). But nobody cares how long and attractive your bridge is if the ride across it isn't up to par.

A new app, dubbed Spreadsheets, will help you track your sexcapades, logging tremendously important information, including duration, thrusts, etc. Nerve.com reported that the app creators were able to crunch a few numbers to determine which states are having sex the longest -- and which states are coming (!) in last.

Below, you will find the state-by-state rankings on sex performance, which was determined based on the10,000 early users of the app across the United States.

1. New Mexico - (7:01)

2. West Virginia - (5:38)

3. Idaho - (5:11)

4. South Carolina - (4:48)

5. Missouri - (4:22)

6. Michigan -(4:14)

7. Utah - (3:55)

8. Oregon - (3:51)

9. Nebraska - (3:47)

10. Alabama - (3:38)

11. Delaware - (3:33)

12. Hawaii - (3:28)

13. Wisconsin - (3:22)

14. North Dakota - (3:18)

15. Arizona - (3:17)

16. Maryland - (3:15)

17. Mississippi - (3:10)

18. Rhode Island - (3:09)

19. Connecticut - (3:07)

20. Texas - (3:06)

21. New Hampshire - (3:04)

22. Wyoming - (3:03)

23. New York - (3:01)

24. Pennsylvania - (2:58)

25. Maine - (2:58)

26. Washington - (2:51)

27. Iowa - (2:50)

28. Illinois - (2:49)

29. North Carolina - (2:47)

30. Tennessee - (2:46)

31. Kansas - (2:38)

32. California - (2:38)

33. Massachusetts - (2:31)

34. Florida - (2:29)

35. New Jersey - (2:28)

36. Indiana - (2:26)

37. Virginia - (2:23)

38. Oklahoma - (2:21)

39. Colorado - (2:21)

40. Minnesota - (2:19)

41. Ohio - (2:18)

42. Louisiana - (2:17)

43. Kentucky - (2:14)

44. Arkansas - (2:08)

45. District of Columbia - (2:08)

46. Nevada - (2:07)

47. Georgia - (2:07)

48. Montana - (2:03)

49. Vermont - (1:48)

50. South Dakota - (1:30)

51. Alaska - (1:21)

Oh well, at least we know the after-sex burritos will be great.

H/T: Nerve.com






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Marc Combs
Marc Combs

that's because they are bored to death & have nothing else to do. Then again.....

Barry Weavers
Barry Weavers

if something is worth doing, it's worth doing well!

AverageJoeSF
AverageJoeSF

I don't even know where to begin criticizing the un-scientific nature of this article. Unless of course the Spreadsheets app was distributed to a statistically valid random sample of sex-havers in the population of each state... no? So the results are limited only to users of this app? Hmm...


More accurately, it shows that the smartphone-wielding tech geeks obsessed with using an app for everything in California don't last as long at sex as the app-crazy smartphone users in New Mexico and Idaho.

Alan W. Perkins
Alan W. Perkins

Cause our ladies are so pretty. Give us 15 mins. round 2 baby....

Barry Weavers
Barry Weavers

if a thing is worth doing , it's worth doing well !

Jeremy Baker
Jeremy Baker

Can't spend all day, places to go, people to do!

Richard Haick
Richard Haick

It's an instant gratification culture. We want to bust nuts, and we want to do it NOW.

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