Bikini Jogger Still Baffling Bernal Heights

Categories: SF Oddities

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Badass Bernalwood Press

Just like the Bay Area's Tule fog, San Francisco's semi-famous Bikini Jogger is both mysterious and seasonal.

Once again, the always-engaged folks over at Bernalwood spotted the Bikini Jogger -- the woman who has made a local name for herself by perplexing her neighbors with her running attire: a bikini.

As if that wasn't odd enough, the bikini-clad athlete seems to only appear -- or at least be seen -- during the coldest months, November through January.

In any event, the latest spotting gave the quirky hamlet a sense of relief, as the sight of a jogger in a bikini was long overdue, apparently:

Per the Bernalwood Press:

Stars collide, galaxies collapse, websites fall over, and the macroeconomic forces of global capitalism grind inexorably onward. Yet all is well in Bernal Heights, because there's been a sighting of the legendary Bikini Jogger.

A Bernal neighbor shared this snap of the Bikini Jogger on the move yesterday near the Folsom gate on Bernal Hill. With it, we can all rest assured that at least our corner of the universe remains enlivened and perplexed.

Until next time ...






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jjlasne
jjlasne

She might be running to the dolphin club at the aquatic park.

Jason Foster North
Jason Foster North

She will become famous for inventing the Reverse Ground Hog Day and many women will copy her all around the world to signify the start of winter.

Kerry Moore
Kerry Moore

Bernal Heights for the win! (Former Manchester ave resident!)

Gregory Frank
Gregory Frank

Ah yes, the critically endangered Macrum Bikini Cursore. Reminds me of Berkeley's now extinct Naked Guy (Nudus Guy).

Kevin Bard
Kevin Bard

Let me guess. Supervisor Wiener is going to try to ban bikinis now.

Jessica Juicey Dyke
Jessica Juicey Dyke

i'm concerned about her boobs. how much support can a bikini really provide?

Jan Blum
Jan Blum

It is very apparent that this woman is being very respectful of her more conservative neighbors as she could have just run nude. I am highly concerned about her footwear however as it appears she is running in sandals which must be ruinous for her feet and ankles.

Carlo Terlizzi
Carlo Terlizzi

Ah, the wonderful weirdness that is SF. Either you get it and love it or you don't get and will always be shaking your head... :-)

Ronald Paz
Ronald Paz

It's not that elusive since you got a good shot of her! :D

NorCal Crowe
NorCal Crowe

There's one out at Coyote Point!!! She's got to be chilly!!

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