Street Sweeper Vehicle Open to the Public: Oh Happy Day!
|Out of the way, skate rat! There's plenty more Hetch Hetchy water where that came from!|
You probably won't get to sit in the cockpit of a B-24 Liberator. But, come Sunday, you can plop down in a street sweeper. This opportunity of a lifetime will commence starting at 11 a.m. at Arguello and Anza. Per the Department of Public Works, this is meant to allow the denizens of San Francisco to "experience firsthand the challenges truck drivers face when navigating the City." These challenges include "drivers, bicyclists, skateboarders and pedestrians."
In other words, the exact obstacles facing anyone navigating the city.
You, however, don't get to blast offending drivers, bicyclists, skateboarders, and pedestrians with a high-pressure water cannon.
Sadly, barring a delightfully unforeseen mishap, you won't get to do so on Sunday, either. In fact, you won't get to do much. A release trumpeting this event notes that you will have the opportunity to "get behind the wheel" of the sweeper truck -- but it doesn't say anything about motoring about.
Per the DPW, those sweeper trucks amass 146,000 miles of city driving per year. That's a lot of sweeping. And, damn it, missed chances to use the water cannon.