Locals Gang Up on Oregon Driver Who Hogged Two Parking Spaces
This is what happens when Bernal Heights' drivers miss a dose of Prozac.
Badass Bernalwood Press
Alas, the Bernalwood Press bring us news and entertainment of more parking drama from the Bernal Heights hamlet, where drivers reportedly ganged up on an Oregon
driver prick who foolishly and selfishly took up two parking spots along Manchester Street for one too many days.
Angry drivers, who had no doubt been circling the block for about as long as that car was double-parked, scribbled missives (some heartfelt, others bitchy) and slapped 'em on the foreigner's windshield:
It won't be long before there's enough material for a Bernal Heights book of parking haikus.