Heartbreak, Cheating, and Lies Leads to Amazing Deal on Used Mattress

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Well here's something that just might make up for the crappy sleep you had last night.

We came across what might be the best-breakup Craigslist ad ever; the seller is trying to push his or her used mattress on you for $150. And while we can't say for sure this is a good deal or that it'll be the panacea to all your sleep problems, the ad is certainly a wonderful read.

The seller, obviously still raw from the breakup, posted this for-sale ad/diatribe detailing the mattress's many selling points. Aside from having no stains and not being used for any recent sexual escapades, the mattress will cradle you like a baby, allowing you to soundly snooze even while unknowingly sleeping next to a lying cheater.

Have a quick read over the text from this moving ad and consider buying this mattress even if you don't really need it.

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Kyle Jay
Kyle Jay

I actually gave away a bed like that for free when I moved back to SF. It was older, but very nice, but I had my own bed in storage and needed to get rid of it.

Daniel Lannon
Daniel Lannon

^that looks just like my old room says everyone in sf...

Katie Mow Dauser
Katie Mow Dauser

not the greatest karma move to cheat on your college exams...just sayin.

taurnguard
taurnguard

Anyone else see the irony of her being cheated on but also her cheating by giving her exams to her roommate to do. 

You get what you are in life. 

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