S.F. Denizen Says "F-This," Probably Moves to Oakland

Categories: Only in SF

As with every city, there's the good and the bad. You might get free parking on Sundays in Oakland, but you might also get mugged and shot on your way to Sunday church. In San Francisco, you won't ever find free parking -- or any parking for that matter, unless of course, you are going to church.

We will never know what was up this guys ass on the day he decided to leave San Francisco this very succinct missive in the pavement over in West Portal. Had his Smart car just been towed for the umpteenth time? Was he upset the teeny tiny tree house door Golden Gate Park was replaced with a much crappier teeny tiny tree house door? Perhaps his favorite pot club had closed down, which incidentally isn't the city's fault.

Whatever it is, here's his (her?) Dear John letter to San Francisco:

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Joe Eskenazi
F-you, too

Enjoy the burbs, bitch.




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justiceqb
justiceqb

Feel free to to leave. Too many dudes trying to surf.

dlrowseom
dlrowseom

Today in the city: 

A 67-year-old man was found slain in his Outer Sunset garage, San Francisco police said Monday.

A friend who went to visit Xue Zhong Mi on the 1800 block of 44th Avenue found him dead about 5 p.m. Saturday, police said. Xue had been shot in the back of the head.

Investigators don't know when Xue was shot.

red.marcy.rand
red.marcy.rand topcommenter

Ok, but when yo' behind gets a good beating in de Oaktown you be's regreetin' yo' decision.

Mitch Lopez
Mitch Lopez

Fuck the city of the person who wrote it. Probably one of those classless shit talkers from Oakland.

Joshua Compton
Joshua Compton

I live here. I can't imagine living anywhere else. But seriously, fuck this city sometimes!

dlrowseom
dlrowseom

@red.marcy.rand Sure, Oakland has violence, especially if you go deep in East Oakland or deep in West Oakland. But, SF has a massive crime/drug addiction/homeless problem too—just as much or more than Oakland. The difference is that there is more poverty in Oakland. You have more wealthy individuals in SF. I know people who get mugged in the Tenderloin and tons of people who were shot in Bayview Hunter's Point. It all depends on where you are. There good parts and bad parts of every city. You can get shot anywhere in the Bay Area!

red.marcy.rand
red.marcy.rand topcommenter

@dlrowseom Get off it ! Oakland has half the population of SF but twice the crime ! Oakland has the highest crime rate by far in California and is number 4 in the whole USA in terms of its astounding crime rate.

No, I know people who have been mugged on Piedmont Avenue or Montclair or Rockridge and right by City Hall downtown. 

You can shot anywhere but you are much more likely to get shot or robbed or raped or mugged in Oakland.

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