Trojan Makes Doing Taxes Pleasurable, Doles out Free Vibrators for Tax Day

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Tax Day is coming, and you should, too
If you're looking for a good reason to get your taxes done this year -- other than getting screwed by the IRS -- here's something that might stimulate you.

On Friday April 12 from 12 p.m. to 4 p.m., Trojan will be handing out free vibrators at The Box in the  seedy heart of SOMA. Finally, a way to make doing taxes enjoyable.

According to our pals over at sffuncheap, the only thing you have to do to get your vibrator is swing by and say you've filed your taxes -- no proof needed. And from what we hear, you'll have some choices: pick from a Trojan Tri-Phoria complete with "tongue-like flickering" or the Trojan Pulse, which is ideal for clitoral carousing. 

So think about ditching your Friday work lunch and instead go get that vibrator that you obviously earned.

With so much pain (taxes) comes so much pleasure (vibrators).


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