Trojan Makes Doing Taxes Pleasurable, Doles out Free Vibrators for Tax Day
|Tax Day is coming, and you should, too|
According to our pals over at sffuncheap, the only thing you have to do to get your vibrator is swing by and say you've filed your taxes -- no proof needed. And from what we hear, you'll have some choices: pick from a Trojan Tri-Phoria complete with "tongue-like flickering" or the Trojan Pulse, which is ideal for clitoral carousing.
With so much pain (taxes) comes so much pleasure (vibrators).