Local Dudes Repeatedly Fall on BART Trains for No Apparent Reason

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But why?

It's more than fair to say we've all seen some truly unbelievable things -- and people -- on BART. Which is why this video of obviously bored guys really shouldn't surprise/annoy us so much.

Although we don't like some of the things we see on BART, we can still sort of understand the logic disgusting need: Guy picks his nose because he has boogers; man pukes because he's been drinking too much; woman takes her shoes off because her feet hurt and she's entitled.

But guys falling on BART trains -- and videoing it? Now we're truly stumped.

See Also: This Is Why Everyone on BART Hates You

Update: Apparently, this duo doesn't just fall on BART, but they lick BART, too -- just for laughs.




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carpediem
carpediem

Seriously ...fruits and nuts in Cali! Good thing he did not do that in NY he would have got the snot smacked outta him touching people...weirdo. That lady should have backhanded him!

hplovecraft
hplovecraft

He's licking the pole instead of paying for a flu shot ?.. Trying to build up immunity to current

strain of ' bugs ' out there ?  El Cheapo !

truthinsf
truthinsf

our society has no hope when idiots like this make the "news"

mike1934
mike1934

The second vid would've been funnier if some thug had come by and said, "you know, if you're so keen on leaving your bodily fluids all over this compartment, I could help in that regard." And then pulls out a switchblade.

Dino Gambina
Dino Gambina

It's always the reactions that are the best part.

Josh Becker
Josh Becker

That was my little brother's favorite gag. Always got him a big laugh.(but then he turned six and nobody laughed anymore, it was just sad.)

塞繆塞繆
塞繆塞繆

They are white guys! Nothing better to do

Ray Villadelgado
Ray Villadelgado

The jackass wanted some publicity and what a pal he found in Sf Weekly. Yes, scraping the barrel now! LOL

Lisa Pereira
Lisa Pereira

Wow SFWeekly - you are really scraping the bottom of the barrel now.

WhatCoastIsThis
WhatCoastIsThis

I hope I am never so bored that I am willing to watch more than 5 seconds of this stupidity.  Don't worry, I will take your web address's advice and not watch this show.

bertdivietri
bertdivietri

We arent bored kids. We did this for our live sketch show we put on every month. These were shown to our audience. We put the show on every month last Wednesday of the month at 8pm. Its a mix of sketch, improv, videos and stand up. It got awesome reactions and laughs. Our website is www.dontwatchthisshow.com. 

This is the other video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOcOz_xXXFc

Thanks for putting this up! We love the support! SF WEEKLY RULES!

alonzo666
alonzo666

It's a joke they have a bunch of youtube videos

Flax Glor
Flax Glor

The line between Jackass and Dumbass is continually blurred.

chaki
chaki

These grown men are the worst humans.

iowanick
iowanick

There's only 15 views, which makes me think the person that wrote this was a part of the video.

bertdivietri
bertdivietri

Its at Stagewerx in the Mission. Come hang out next month. Show is FREE!

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