Hunky Jesus Resurrection Confirmed
Get your thorny crowns and Jesus robes ready. They city's most famous queer nuns have confirmed that the Hunky Jesus contest will see a second coming -- rain or no rain.
The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence outsmarted Mother Nature this time; the nuns are holding the April 19 event at the DNA Lounge from 8 p.m. to 2 a.m. where hunky (and probably horny) Jesuses will pile on stage to compete for the most coveted (post) Easter title.
Make it a family event, as all ages are welcomed, which reminds us: The Sisters ask that you keep your Holy Grails tucked away behind a loin cloth that night, and please no Judas and Jesus fantasies inside the club.
Here are the details:
Aside from strange men with beards, the night will feature musician Love Charisse and burlesque queen Dottie Lux of Red Hots Burlesque.
Tickets are $8 to $17 sliding scale online, or tickets will be $10 to $20 sliding scale at the door. Nobody will be turned away for being broke, however, if you do have some cash, please chip in to help finance the Sisters so they can keep doing great things for the community, including crashing Republican dinners.
Oh, the life of a queer nun.