Here's How Heart-Shaped Balloons Could Actually Ruin Your Valentine's Day
Every Valentine's Day, those tacky balloons that suckers buy as their last-minute cover-your-ass gift wind up in the power lines, and there's nothing erotic about that.
So this year, PG&E is
warning telling you romeos to hold onto your balloons.
Last year, metallic balloons were to blame for 290 power outages, affecting service to more than 134,000 homes and businesses throughout Northern and Central California. The number of power outages caused by metallic balloons in PG&E's service area has more than doubled over the past decade, according to PG&E.
So here's some Valentine's Day advice from the electricity experts themselves:
- Use caution and avoid celebrating with metallic balloons near overhead electric lines.
- Make sure helium-filled metallic balloons are securely tied to a weight that is heavy enough to prevent them from floating away.
- When possible, keep metallic balloons indoors, especially if accessible to small children.
- Never permit metallic balloons to be released outside, for everyone's safety.
- Do not bundle metallic balloons together.
- Never attempt to retrieve any type of balloon that becomes caught in a power line. Leave it alone, and immediately call PG&E at 1-800-743-5000.
- Never go near a power line that has fallen to the ground or is dangling in the air. Stay far away, keep others away and immediately call 911.
And if some uninformed skirt-chaser causes your power to go out, well, there is a silver lining: A candlelight dinner is more romantic.