Mr. Marina Charity Event Is Already Getting Competitive

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Saturday morning Marina douchery
It's that time of the year when all the city's biggest bros train for one of the most important events: Mr Marina.

At first glance, it sounds like just a regular Saturday night in the Marina -- a bunch of douchebags with really nice apartments -- but don't quit reading just yet. These seemingly vacuous and entitled guys are actually pretty damn generous. They're putting themselves out there strictly to raise cash for cancer (okay, and have a little fun while they're at it).

Lucky for us and now you, SF Weekly received a sneak peek video from one aspiring Mr. Marina, Ismail Simpson, who claims in this lyrical breakdown that "the Marina has 99 problems, but Ish ain't one."

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Now watch Ish:

In any event, Ish will join the other contestants on March 20 where a panel of three judges will examine and evaluate these fine fellows, scoring them in three categories: swimsuit, talent, and "Marina wear" Q&A. The winner will get showered with attention and other honors that have not yet been determined.

Here's what last year's Mr. Marina, won:

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Real winner

So there you have it: a good reason to go party in the Marina for a change. Get your ticket now.

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Mr. Marina season is hands down my favorite season. So much hilarity ensues in the weeks leading up to the main event and it's all for a great cause -- such an awesome video and overall set of enthusiastic contestants! So far over $37k has been raised and the event is still a full month out!

Miranda Guy
Miranda Guy

This is like tattooing "hey I'm a douchbag" on your forehead.

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