San Francisco Man Proves He's No Santa, Gets Stuck in Chimney
San Francisco firefighters were called to a Pacific Heights home early this morning to rescue a man who got stuck inside his own chimney.
NBC delivered this holiday tale, reporting that just before midnight on Sunday, fire crews had to get out their very special equipment to break some bricks from the chimney and get the man out.
No word on why the man -- who has only been identified as definitely not Santa -- was inside the chimney, however, he was taken to the hospital and is expected to be just fine (a Christmas miracle!).
Police dispatchers told NBC that the man might have climbed inside the chimney to hide from police -- which we think is a pretty good indication that he's been naughty this year.