Public Nudity: Where Are All the Naked People?

Of all the afternoons to drop trou and make a statement about your naked body being free speech, we thought it'd be today when the Board of Supervisors debates whether or not San Francisco should ban public nudity citywide.

Much to our disappointment, there have been no rallies, no naked sit-ins or protests, and strangely enough, no nudity around City Hall. As far as we can see, everyone is clothed today, which really debunks Fox News' theory that we're all "running wild" sans clothes.

This lady is the only showing in support of naked folks in the board chambers at this time.

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Kate Conger
Why is she wearing clothes?
See also: Fox News Thinks Everyone in San Francisco Is Naked Right Now Perhaps nudists people do mind the rain.

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