Bay Area Cat Craps in Litter Box Marked With Mitt Romney's Name
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NBC brings this phenomenal election report about Mr. Nuts, a Fremont feline who took a dump on Mitt Romney, thus predicting Obama's victory tonight. The cat's owner, Michael Ostrofsky, gave Mr. Nuts his own ballot by setting up two litter boxes -- one on the left for President Barack Obama, and one on the right for the Republican nominee.
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When it was time to do his business, Mr. Nuts went to the litter box marked for Romney and pooped.
Don't think this cat isn't onto something; According to Ostrofsky, Mr. Nuts correctly picked the winner between the Steelers and the Packers two years ago, and the following Super Bowl, Mr. Nuts correctly picked -- by pooping -- that the New England Patriots would lose to the New York Giants.
If Mr. Nuts correctly calls this election, Romney could always expand his fortune by selling cat litter named after him.