CVS Offers Shoppers Discount of "Up to $.01" -- Such a Bargain!
|What a bargain! That is a bargain for me!|
It's always good to check your receipts. Because you never know when you've been stuck with something you didn't pay for -- a dose of hilarity!
A reader sent SF Weekly this receipt today, which promises a discount of "up to $01." And while the offer expires in December of this year, the United States stopped minting half-cent coins in 1857. So, really, the best deal you're gonna get is one cent off.
Finally, this is the best offer we've seen since that time Patrick Willis jerseys were marked down from $50 to $49.99.
Update: While this coupon is worded in a manner that is unintentionally hilarious, it's not an unintentional wording. This is a designation of the coupon's "cash value," which isn't the same as its "real value" -- e.g. 20 percent off. Still -- pretty hilarious.