Continental Airlines Allegedly Humilates Gay Couple With Dildo

By Erin Sherbert Tue., Aug. 28 2012 at 9:30 AM

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A gay couple has accused Continental Airlines employees of making their trip home less than satisfying, using the couple's own private dildo.

Christopher Bridgeman and Martin Borger filed a lawsuit against United Continental Holdings and Continental Airlines in Harris County Court this week, claiming workers humiliated them by removing a dildo from their bag and taping it outside the luggage for everyone in baggage claim to see.

The men say they arrived in Houston from Costa Rica on May 21, 2011, and retrieved their checked luggage. After going through Customs, the men rechecked their bags and hopped on their flight bound for Norfolk, Va. Upon landing in Virginia, the men had a big surprise waiting for them at baggage claim.

"Plaintiffs' bags were sent to the baggage carousel where plaintiffs discovered, to their horror, that a private sex toy had been removed from one of their bags, covered in a greasy foul-smelling substance and taped prominently to the top of their bag," the lawsuit states.

The men were shocked and disturbed when they came across this sight. What's more, other passengers were snickering like schoolchildren when they saw the dildo strapped onto the cruising luggage.

According to the complaint:

Plaintiffs were experiencing such a high degree of shock and embarrassment that they felt compelled to call two friends to come to the airport to assist them.Fortunately, the friends arrived and were able to assist plaintiffs out of the airport and to their home, but by that time the damage had already been done, and plaintiffs had suffered severe emotional trauma.

Since the baggage handlers could clearly see that the bags belonged to two males (their name tags were on them), the men believe they were targeted for being homosexual. They are seeking punitive damages for intentional infliction of emotional distress, negligence, and obviously invasion of privacy.

Hopefully, they'll get a lot of new sex toys out of this.

H/T: Courthouse News

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bettyblaze

These guys are DICKS, dicking around at their job. Stupid, dicks.. might have been funny to them at the moment. Way to go, guys. Hate crime, sexual harassment, tampering and destruction of customer property mongers. Not to mention how unsanitary and unsafe it is to have employees frolicking around in fecal matter (SHIT, haven't we all seen contagion or outbreak, BYATCH). The couple will get the last laugh in the end when they are sitting pretty with a settlement. In this economy so many people are looking for jobs (and for the most part a good percentage of job seekers I know have a BS or a Masters degree) these ignorant asshats go and throw theirs away . This should have never happened not a gay couple, not a straight couple not to any paying customer. Also, these morons are going to cost their company money, time, honor whatever is left. To make up for it, they might have to lay someone else off to make up for it.. and you know those layoffs don't happen at the top. Seriously, WTF would ever think it was a good idea to do that kind of shit and do it at work. This is sad.

pb11

Erin Sherbert why aren't you investigating Larry Brinkin? I hope authorities tested the foul smelling substance to see if the DNA of a child molested by these pedophiles might be on it? Costa Rica is a top destination of homosexual pedophiles. With this summer of Charlie Rogers, Alexandra Pennell and six other gay fakers it makes a lot of sense to check out their bullsh@t story. Google Larry Brinkin, a neo nazi homosexual into babies and busted, no action by sf DA

mrericsir topcommenter

@pb11 Oh look, the retards are back.

sam_sampson

Only way I can figure the workers might think they were gay is if the two dudes had two names on one tiny little luggage tag. But that would be SO gay.

Probably the workers thought it would embarass anyone, gay or straight, and that's about it. I think the greasy foul smelling substance on their dildo may have been leftovers from their last playtime.

Tami McKnight

Damn airlines! Or TSA... whoever did this. It is funny, tho!!

u_bug_me2003

The last line of the article was in extremely poor taste!! These people had already been humiliated and you (reporter) have the same mindset of those perpetrators!!

newouthere2012

How could the people at the airport know they were gay?

Troy Soriano

be flipping proud to have it, at least someone is doing what they want to do! most people look humourless and orgasm-deprived and are afraid and ashamed over their desires.

newouthere2012

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"greasy foul-smelling substance" They should have washed the KY and shit off the dildo after using it.

pb11

@newouthere2012 might be the DNA of a child victim from costa rica , a known destination for homosexual pedophiles. Google Larry Brinkin

Mohammad Alyousef

Hahaha

tredglx

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Because everyone knows a homosexual's luggage is marked as such, right?

Bullshit.

mca2529

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BullShit. You shouldn't have had the dildo in the first place!!!! Quit whining about some trama that didn't actually happen and all you two twinkies are doing is trying to make some easy money. I should sue you two folks for putting your faces on the www as that has caused me to throw up and is causing me intense psychological trama. OH NO I need to get to my case worker and get some counseling or who knows what may happen to my poor little mixed up ego?????

frederickinsf

@mca2529 This sort of remark went out the window in the 80s, even before the birth of the online comments section. They'll file their tort; you go ahead and file yours.

MoronChristianAsswip

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@mca2529 mca2529 is right, we should all be sexually oppressed, conservative, christian assholes! long live the rush limbaugh-esque no-nammy-pammy arguments!!!!

pb11

@MoronChristianAsswip @mca2529 already six gay fakers, Charlie Rogers , Alexandra Pennell , Colorado lesbians, Montana gay dude beat himself up etc.....this is the summer of the gay hoax. Btw costa rica is the top destination of homosexual pedophiles. Maybe that foul smelling substance was the blood and shi@ of child?

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Obligatory Fight Club quote:

Airport police officer: Of course it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article *a* dildo, never *your* dildo.

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