S.F. or L.A.: Which City Is More Hip?

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In S.F your barista is also an artist

The rivalry between Los Angeles and San Francisco is most obviously felt any time the Dodgers come into town, or vice versa. But because we can't base everything on baseball, StumbleUpon has given us these new benchmarks to determine which city is hipper.

If you are a recent California transplant who bought a one-way ticket from Nowhere, Kansas, to San Francisco, then you've probably already done your research. As for the rest of you, who have been binging on burritos in San Francisco for the last decade -- we know how you have honed your hatred for SoCal. So here's a reality check. StumbleUpon analyzed millions of websites scoured by Los Angeles and San Francisco users and came up with a G-rated infographic that would help a 5-year-old determine which city is more chic.

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Coffee: In Los Angeles, you are going to be stuck on (the) 405 for a while, so there's no time to wait around for your barista to draw cute little hearts and other shit in your latte foam. Plus, you can have all the mochas with real milk and lots of whip cream you like, since you will be getting a tummy tuck later that day anyway.

Alcohol: Los Angeles is in a total desert, which explains why residents there get overly excited when they see a clear, transparent beverage. This also might explain why Lindsay Lohan drinks martinis like a fish.

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Pop Music: We all know that Katy Perry's "California Gurls" is really about Southern California, because where else will you find chicks in "daisy dukes, bikinis on top," to be the norm? Not in San Francisco, where everyone wears gloves and scarves to the beach.

Tech: We all know that the "hip factor" really has nothing to do with what phone you use, but how close you live to Apple's headquarters, and how many times you have read Steve Jobs.  

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American Literature: This five-minute video of poet Charles Bukowski cursing out his fiancée pretty much sums it up.

Movies: Who would you rather hang out with? Tweens obsessed with emulating a uni-dimensional, insecure, awkward, and boy-crazy girl? Or a bunch of "Dudes" who go bowling, toss profanities like footballs, and drink white russians?

So maybe we are a little biased, but at the end of a foggy San Francisco day, we would at least pick Los Angeles over Stockton.

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30 comments
Voltaire
Voltaire

Loving the smack down LA!! About time we showed some LA pride :-)

EllenSF
EllenSF

Oakland is hipper than both of them.

Erik Aanders
Erik Aanders

SF was born hip, and LA bought it at the mall.

Lisa Quail
Lisa Quail

San Francisco. Los Angeles is a little too conservative for my tastes.

Rolando Roman
Rolando Roman

I would rather know who has the most legit city leaders between S.F. and L.A.

Paul Varga
Paul Varga

SF is hippie and hipster, LA is plastic hip

Annie J. Chang
Annie J. Chang

Big Lewbowski takes place all over LA so how can SF take ownership of that? Plus Urth Caffe & Intelligentsia (synonymous with LA) takes the latte art to a whole other level with bears shaped milk foam. Obviously the blogger has not lived in LA.

Sohrob Tahmasebi
Sohrob Tahmasebi

Funny how most here say SF but if the LA Weekly asked their audience the same the tables would probably turn. Both are great cities but SF probably edges out LA in the substance department.

Annie J. Chang
Annie J. Chang

Not true if you live on the west side in LA and never go east of the 405

Annie J. Chang
Annie J. Chang

That article had so much potential with all the proper elements... infographics re: SF vs LA debate. However, what the article says just flat out isn't true... But IMO LA > SF

Victoria S Moreno
Victoria S Moreno

SF!! LA is smog and mirrors, SF is the real deal and in terms of food...not even close!! LA food is pretty but tasteless.

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