S.F. Relaxation Guru Explains the Difference Between Bath Salts and Face-Eating Bath Salts
|Won't eat your face|
We can only imagine the reaction of people soaking in their tub filled with bath salts when they heard this news. Alas, it's not some government-induced plan to turn the nation into zombies. And no, your wife won't try to eat your face off after a day at the spa.
Lee Williamson, president of the San Francisco Bath Salt Company, is trying to set the record straight and help people understand the difference between bath salts and the drug known as "bath salts."
"The only 'highs' that you can achieve from our bath salts are the feelings of rejuvenation and relaxation," says Williamson.
|Will eat your face|
In fact, those face-eating zombies who ingest bath salts experience completely opposite effects to the soaking bath salts: They are agitated, panicky, and generally displeased.
"If anything, someone getting high off these 'bath salt drugs' might need our bath salts to counteract the effects of the drug," Williamson explains. "And I assure you one thing: Our bath salts won't turn you into a zombie."
Now you can go relax and enjoy your bath.
Follow us on Twitter at @SFWeekly and @TheSnitchSF