Mitt Romney Makes Himself Right at Home in Wealthy Hillsborough
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So we can only imagine -- or hope -- what they might have planned for the Republican presidential nominee as he makes his way today to the wealthiest part of the Bay Area and holds a fundraiser at one of the largest mansions in the nation -- Hillsborough's Carolands Chateau.
If you aren't crying in your oatmeal yet, by his side will be California's notorious rich Republican Meg Whitman, CEO of Hewlett-Packard Co., where, by the way, 27,000 layoffs were announced last week.
So here are the details of this over-the-top party: a $50,000 per plate founders' dinner at the 65,000-square-foot chateau.
Now, if you want a photo with the guy who apparently doesn't know how to spell America, that will cost you $10,000. An invite to the general reception with him will cost you your monthly mortgage of $2,500.
If you can't afford any of that, here's an entertaining video you can watch for free.
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