Inmate Sues Hospital After Learning He Was Circumcised Decades Ago
|Dean called. He wants his foreskin back.|
We have to say we were shocked to read that a South Dakota inmate was shocked when he recently discovered that he's circumcised and has been since he was a newborn. Naturally, this new information enlightened 28-year-old Dean Cochrun, explaining why he's only been a good -- not great -- lover all his adult life. As a result, he's suing the hospital who snipped his foreskin and robbed "him of his sexual prowess."
According to press reports Cochrun says that the doctors are solely responsible for stealing his sensitivity during sexual intercourse "as well as the sense of security and well-being I am entitled to in my person."
Not only does he want $1,000 in compensation, but he wants doctors to put his foreskin back where they found it.
Cochrun isn't giving up; he argues that he's still got plenty of time to have a normal sex life, whether he's in prison or not.
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