Hells Angels No Longer Satisfied with Blue Collar Crime

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When we think of Hells Angels-like crimes, we tend to go straight to murders, drugs, and all things anarchy. But it seems the Angels have expanded their criminal portfolio.

Josh Leo Johnson, vice president of the Sonoma chapter of the Hells Angels, will have to trade in his outlaw vest for a prison suit. The 36-year-old biker was sentenced yesterday to 12 months in prison after he admitted to participating in a major mortgage fraud scheme.

In December, 2011, Johnson, 36, pleaded guilty to wire fraud, admitting to illegally obtaining mortgage loans between 2006 and 2007. In May 2007, he signed loan applications with false statements so he could secure property in Healdsburg. These false statements caused interstate wire transfers of loan funds from mortgage lenders directly to the Angel's account.

Here are some of the false statements he made: Johnson claimed he was the owner of a fictitious company for several years; he claimed to be making a shitload of money, and said he had a recurring salary.

He also altered bank statements to reflect a series of inflated balances in his bank account. The loan applications Johnson submitted ultimately resulted in a loss to the lender of approximately $135,000, though the amount of loss in the overall conspiracy is several million dollars, according to federal prosecutors.

Judge William Alsup also ordered Johnson to pay a $130,000 restitution, and he must be supervised for three years following his release. He will spend half of his sentence in prison and the other half in home detention.

Unless, of course, his buddies motor up and spring him, swinging chains and clubs and being just as badass as they're supposed to be.

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Kurt
Kurt

Mike Yevtuck God of the USA hells angels and the real street justice from Hell Kitchen NYC  said Chuck Zito stuffed his  Hells angel rags in his own cunt like 13 years back. I guess that means Chuck Zito is retarded and not retired .Retired USa hells angels are to old to have peroids any more and Chuck Zito did not hand them in he used his hand to shove them in

MichaelYevtuck
MichaelYevtuck

Mike Yevtuck God of the USA hells angels and not a dam thing the cowards of the USA hells angels can do other then libel bitch and cry to kurt sutter

MichaelYevtuck
MichaelYevtuck

  Mike Yevtuck  God of the USA hells angels Says on to all the cock sucking freaks of the USA hells angels

 

 

To all the men in the USA that date USA hells angels

Ry to Understand this . Think Like a man forget about the cunt between your legs You USA hells angel feathered fairy freak chicken head maggot cunt .I am Mike Yevtuck The God of the USA hells angels .I put the USA hells angels in their place and punish then for there decades of crimes against women and children because I can. In recent years I have also been pretty successful at paper training the USA hells angels.We have had some recent set backs with the paper training I blame Kunt sutter I know that is not nice to point the finger at anyone and I don’t want anyone to get discouraged this is just a temporary set back.You got to look at like this USA hells angels usually have men support them for less then the cost of a good tshirt now they got a rich man and they all think they hit a gold mine.And the T shirt buyers are competing with kunt sutter and against Kunt sutter so this is a stressful time in the pecker pens I got a handle on the situationI do what I do because I am who I am and I do it better then anyone else can or someone else would be doing it.That’s just the way it is

 

MichaelYevtuck
MichaelYevtuck

To all the men in the USA that date USA hells angels

Ry to Understand this . Think Like a man forget about the cunt between your legs You USA hells angel feathered fairy freak chicken head maggot cunt .I am Mike Yevtuck The God of the USA hells angels .I put the USA hells angels in their place and punish then for there decades of crimes against women and children because I can. In recent years I have also been pretty successful at paper training the USA hells angels.We have had some recent set backs with the paper training I blame Kunt sutter I know that is not nice to point the finger at anyone and I don’t want anyone to get discouraged this is just a temporary set back.You got to look at like this USA hells angels usually have men support them for less then the cost of a good tshirt now they got a rich man and they all think they hit a gold mine.And the T shirt buyers are competing with kunt sutter and against Kunt sutter so this is a stressful time in the pecker pens I got a handle on the situationI do what I do because I am who I am and I do it better then anyone else can or someone else would be doing it.That’s just the way it is

 

fastrun
fastrun

Mike Yevtuck is the whacko nut job posting all these whacko comments is a delusional severely jealous 5150 sicko. He was a guy trying to come around the club in the 80's. He turned out to be a heartless punk and got the living shit stomped out of him by the real deal then Hells Angel Chuck Zito, his bike TAKEN, and his old lady TAKEN from him, and sent down the road. The saddest part is that he couldn't take it like a man, rather like a coward little girl, who has spent the rest of his life trying to convince people strange and bizzare things about the club. Since the internet, he has become so obsessed, going to all these places to get internet service and searching all day and night 7 days a week trying to find any article with the club name, and gets all excited and starts posting his usual boring retarded delusional ramblings. He seeks any and all club articles on the internet and uses Google alets so that he does not miss a single one. Throughout the scene and the people that read the interesting articles, all know this guy is a scik freak and tell him to go elsewhere. He has always been sadly unwanted since childhood. Many feel this is part of his anger, frustrations, and extreme jealousy.

Mike Yetfuck is now mentally and physically disabled and deemed legally mentally retarded from that bad beating that Chuck Zito gave him.

He has always been and especially after the beating, extremely jealous of Chuck Zito and always tried to be like him. What a joke that is. This borderline 5’4”midget Yevtuck has never beaten up a person in his life in the U.S.! Maybe has beaten up the little boys in Thailand that don’t give in to his sexual advances. He is so jealous of the club in general, and especially his longtime hero Chuck Zito. He even poses with martial arts items to try to be like Chuck. He tries so hard! He is so far off! It is very pathetic! Mike Yevtuck now spends most of his life hiding behind a keyboard typing illogical and delusional childish propaganda about the club and especially the specific ones that severely beat him, demoralized, humiliated him, TOOK his girl, his bike, and his manhood from him. He never physically or mentally got over that beating that Chuck Zito gave him, and all that followed years ago. Mike Yevtuck is almost a vegetable now and when not hiding behind a keyboard typing all this delusional talk, he is in Thailand making love to pre-pubescent Thai boys!!! This is a documented fact!!! He admits to some of it, but not all, including all the arrests in Thailand and slap on the wrist they give there for pedophiles when they pay the corrupt government off. They will eventually get him and convict him. Oh, he also was a documented confidential informant for the NJPD in 1983!

Most assume it had to do with the fact that he got on meth and then crack real bad in the US shortly after his severe beating. He is soooooo underground, he can’t be caught by us citizens or otherwise to take care of this very very very sick human being! He posts his fake address and phone number, so when attempts are made to handle him by the general public who is disgusted by this freak, he is nowhere to be found. He also mysteriously has a different IP address linked to different accounts and addresses on almost each and every post. Many are from public places like libraries, and certain stores that have public internet access. He moves around consistently and methodically!  Most are from Thailand, as he poses as living in New Jersey, but is doing all this desperate and cowardly “internet fighting” from Thailand. People, especially if you have children, especially pre-pubescent boys, BEWARE, this is one sick brain damaged psychopath pedophile!!!

*NOTE, all these different post names that have the same delusional talk of rape and murder, etc. are all using the same illogical words like freckling, frockling, good chicken lord frickleing beek ruler god of the world, and other very bizarre terms, are clearly confirmed hundreds of times as the same original poster which is this nut job Mike Yevtuck. What is obvious is that with any psychological background one can confirm that this delusional way of talking/writing is that of a delusional psychopath. There are clear signs that it is an adult, however it is one with multiple overlapping very acute mental disorders. There are also clear signs of a multiple personality disorder. This individual that is very very clearly posting under all these carious names has clearly been hurt very badly. As we all know physically, and even more so psychologically. Now with this said, one cannot confirm without a full evaluation of this individual that we are to assume is the Mike Yevtuck, and that much of said psychological damage is from getting severely beaten, having his girlfriend TAKEN, and his bike TAKEN... His moral, property, and manhood were all TAKEN from him. We also know from one of his old girlfriends, that he has impotency issues that he is very ashamed of. One can conclude that all this psychological damage along with the trauma to his skull and brain are the reasons for his lifelong fixation with all these hateful delusional fantasies and rants. They can be seen on other articles and are all the same dysfunctional vocabulary, and under many other random screen names to make it seem like he has followers. That is very sad, as NO ONE wants anything to do with this whack job! So to all reading this and the other babbling rants you will see with his and other names with all this telltale delusional and hateful rambling, know that you are dealing with a fraudulent, very badly damaged, pathological lying, freak pedophile nut job!!!

Billy
Billy

This guy Mike  posts on every Hell's Angel and Chuck Zito blog  there is,  he's so stupid and obsessed with them, probably wanted to always be a Hell's Angel and couldn't, so he talks Bs about them

Just Sayin
Just Sayin

How could they convict this guy?  If you want to call what he did Fraud - at least 1/2 of the USA is guilty because that became standard business practice in the world of Home Loans before the crash (one of the reasons it all crashed).  More wasting of tax payer's monies to headline "Hells Angel - Mortgage Fraud" - just a little over the top in terms of drama is my way of looking at that.

Mike Yevtuck
Mike Yevtuck

Chuck Zito stuffed his rags in His cunt like 13 years back. I guess that means he is retarded and not retired .Retired USa hells angels are to old to have peroids any more .

Mike Yevtuck
Mike Yevtuck

Chuck Zito is so rich Kurt sutter still has a stomach ache from the last time he took chuck Zito to eat. Kunt sutter is still complaining about the Hot sausage, spicy meatballs and that Shitty gravy

Mike Yevtuck
Mike Yevtuck

To all the men in the USA that date USA hells angels

Ry to Understand this . Think Like a man forget about the cunt between your legs You USA hells angel feathered fairy freak chicken head maggot cunt .I am Mike Yevtuck The God of the USA hells angels .I put the USA hells angels in their place and punish then for there decades of crimes against women and children because I can. In recent years I have also been pretty successful at paper training the USA hells angels.We have had some recent set backs with the paper training I blame Kunt sutter I know that is not nice to point the finger at anyone and I don’t want anyone to get discouraged this is just a temporary set back.You got to look at like this USA hells angels usually have men support them for less then the cost of a good tshirt now they got a rich man and they all think they hit a gold mine.And the T shirt buyers are competing with kunt sutter and against Kunt sutter so this is a stressful time in the pecker pens I got a handle on the situationI do what I do because I am who I am and I do it better then anyone else can or someone else would be doing it.That’s just the way it is

Michael Yevtuck
Michael Yevtuck

Chucky Zito (The Cunt Bitch )you should get a jacket t-shirt and tattoo that Reads

TCB so there is no mistaking you bitch

Michael Yevtuck
Michael Yevtuck

My experience so far with Kunt sutter reminds of the many times I have stopped men from beating women. Some times not to often the abused women acted like they deserved the beating .After speaking with  the women’s and trying to reason with them  I determined they did not deserve to be mistreated they just had low self esteem.

 Seems to me Kunt sutter is no different then those abused women siding with their abusers. When you get tired of paying USA hells angel Kunt and you want to get rid of them and become  Kurt Sutter the mad man again let me know.I'll be there.

Michael Yevtuck
Michael Yevtuck

(Chuck Zito The cunt Bitch) Proves you don't have to be a USA hells angels member to be a TCB like a USA hells angels member. Chuck Zito left the USA hells angels behind him like an empty can of vasaline after he took what he needed so his ass can make it the rest of his life with out them.  

  

Mike Yevtuck
Mike Yevtuck

////////////// Mike Yevtuck God of the USA hells angels /////////////////////////////////////

//////////////////////////// No reservations///////////////////////////////////////////////////////

///////////////////// You want to take me out ? Try it Punks //////////////////////////////////////////////////////

OLD SCHOOL COOL
OLD SCHOOL COOL

If you dont like me its to bad. HELLS ANGELS OAKLAND SKIP WORKMAN 1967.

OLD SCHOOL COOL
OLD SCHOOL COOL

I would rather die in a room filled with Hells Angels than die is a room filled with politicians

Mr Cleaner
Mr Cleaner

Mike Yevtuck VS the Son's of Anarchy motorcycle club and the SOA puppet gang the USA hells angels.

loki999
loki999

i been  reading  some of this  queer trash ... born in new york    N.cal  67  ...orange sunshine ...at   age 12   remember fellas???   danville ca....i never wanted a friggin bike because certain assholes who could'nt make a clean bust ran  the iron horse off  the road ...rememember you  faggots ???? lone wolf  to the bones....who shot who??? you fucks wouldnt know who was who.... THANKYOU peanuts  love you bro....martin in oakland...lyon st. hi cathy  too   swede  + george  thankyou ... misfit cal ty....back to bulldog  2and 1/2 yrs  hi kami....was there when u was a baby.....M<oney ...you="" a="" again="" are="" assholes!!!!="" bb ="" been="" before="" billy="" bobby="" cause="" dont="" fake="" from ="" fucka="" get="" half="" hat="" have="" hear="" if="" king="" me="" mutha="" not="" p2 ="" right="" right....="" screw="" that="" the="" thing  ="" this="" those="" till="" tip="" to="" ty...="" ty...bearhunter  ="" ty...you'll="" was="" who="" why???? ="" you="" you!!!="" your=""></oney>

loki999
loki999

long live irish...   bulldog....   td....  rooster  ...   dickie...colleen.... white owl...forklift....all the  hwy 80 thru crew

Loki999
Loki999

1 club  all   no rockers  all american REPUBLIC......bikers  come together now  before they take it all....4 dollars gas?   

Sidhulton
Sidhulton

OFFO. Its a black & white world. Red & White = shite.

Michael Yevtuck
Michael Yevtuck

 ///////////////////// /Mike Yevtuck God of the USA hells angels //////////////////////////////////

///////////////////////////////////////// No reservations //////////////////////////////// //////////////////////////////// You want to take me out ? Try it Punks ///////////////////////////////

Michael Yevtuck
Michael Yevtuck

LOL not enjoying using my name now are you cowards ?

here chick chick chicken here chucky chicken

Michael Yevtuck
Michael Yevtuck

If I was Chuck Zito I would not even go on SOA and make a complete cunt of myself.

Look at how pathetically stupid Sonny barger looked.

Now I really think the heckling that cunt zito will take if he trys to play a tough part  will never beforgotten . Bikers all over the world will laugh at him forever

When people talk about USA hells angels I think Chuck Zito will be rememberd as the biggest asshole that talked about fighting  for decades and had all the time in the world to fight and never did .

LOL that is pathetic.

I think even Kurt Sutter deep down inside that big cunt of his knows Chuck Zito is a bigger cunt then he is

thefinalword666
thefinalword666

@Billy  yea and Chuck Zito still pussies out . Rusty Coones OPunks out all the USA hells angels are scared to attack any more the USDA hells angels  have been trained to act like cowards and punks and cursty before Mike yevtuck God of the USA hells angels


Mike Yevtuck
Mike Yevtuck

I would rather DIE in a fight then live the rest of my life like a coward the way chuckzito , sonny barger and the rest of the USA hells angels do.

Do your thing
Do your thing

 A room filled with mike yevtucks would be the worst hell on earth!.

fastrun
fastrun

How do you know Cal?

Owsley lsd 1968
Owsley lsd 1968

No one cares so get over your 1960s psychedelic acid dreams from the past. those days are gone with the winds of time.

Do your thing
Do your thing

 Your talking about all under one? bikers together? thats heaven not life on earth. grow up.

OLD SCHOOL COOL
OLD SCHOOL COOL

that was a real grown up mature statement. are you like 13 years old?

Marcy
Marcy

 you sure have alot of hate in you. are you ever happy about anything?

Marcy
Marcy

 TRY IT? WHERE?//////////////////////////////// ?

Drillbit
Drillbit

We have tried many many times but you never show up to the fight. you hide in your new jersey home and never leave. how can we take you on when you never leave the safety of your new jersey home in the white suburbs of cliffwood NJ? your an internet bully and cyber tough guy who hides in his home and thats as far as it goes. you never back up any of your tough talk with any real action. your a poser tough guy not a real true tough guy.

Chucky chicken
Chucky chicken

 My name is chucky chicken and im in 5th grade. are you going to beat me up? are you a bully?

THE REAL MIKE YEVTUCK
THE REAL MIKE YEVTUCK

  Your a retarded idiot and you give me the real mike yevtuck a bad name. you act like a 13 year old  spoiled kid. grow up dude!

Marcy
Marcy

 Using the word pathetic is whats pathetic. its so 7th grade female teenybopper. its not manly at all.

THE REAL MIKE YEVTUCK
THE REAL MIKE YEVTUCK

 being on soa and getting easy money for acting sure beats being on facebook posing in a boxers stance and not getting paid for it.

THE REAL MIKE YEVTUCK
THE REAL MIKE YEVTUCK

 If i was chuck zito I would go on soa. its a great paycheck and its great for the human ego.

Christ lives
Christ lives

Look it up  people there is only one Mike Yevtuck  in this whole world and he is the God of the USA hells angels .

You got to believe in the one living God who is still walking the earth

loki999
loki999

if i cant remember my friends....then why is it worth it ??? i got to always tip  my hat to those who went before..... less my heart gets corrupted ,.<>ride on  stanley...you should know the real SPARKLE in the eyes that know ...dont it go without sayin???

Mike Yevtuck
Mike Yevtuck

Pathetic cunts is  synonymous for the USA hells angels and thier new leader Kunt Sutter.

On the bright side under the leadership  and rules of Kunt Sutter

 it apears all the USA hells angels will be slowly  absorbed in to Kunt Sutters original Son's of Anarchy TV crime family  and

Hopefully the name Hells Angels will be returned to the USA Armed forces and the Hell's Angel name will  be remebered for what it really is and not from what these Scumbag pretend bikers turned it in to.

To be continuied

Mike Yevtuck
Mike Yevtuck

I am the God of the USA hells angels

Change that if you can or learn to live with it.______________________________________________________________________You won't see chucky the cunt Zito  stand up against me for the freaks of his ex flock but I bet he had no problem making money off a name he left behind like a used rubber on the side of the road. watch some of the present hells angels lick his ass to get a taste of what ever Kunt sutter his paying his ass with

Mike Yevtuck
Mike Yevtuck

I guess Chuck is to much of a cunt to fight me for money and he probably has less money in the bank then I do and he probably could never work like a man like I did and will again like the rest of us normal average Americans.Its seems with out men paying the way for a USA hells angel we would not have any USA hells angels.USA hells angels need rich men like Kunt sutter to use like a wallet.I guess to chuck 700 - 1500  an eposide is a big deal . I would do it for free just to show kids that men that kick around USA hells angels are more respectful then cunts in the USA hells angels.

I guess kunt sutter does not give a fuck about what message he is sending kids and teenagers and mid life crisis freaks  by placing a cunt like chuck and Sonny on his show

Mikeless
Mikeless

 Im ashamed to be mike yevtuck at this point.

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