San Francisco Is Full of Sugar Daddies

Categories: SF Oddities, WTF?
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You couldn't pay me enough ...
As a city full of sluts, it only makes sense that San Francisco would also be teeming with sugar daddies.

We all know how San Francisco strives to be no. 1 in the nation, especially when it comes to sex, gays, and the environment. So locals will be pleasantly surprised to learn that San Francisco has grabbed the top title once again, but this time as the city with the most sugar daddies.

According to SeekingArrangement.com, San Francisco is the capital of lonely rich men looking for PYTs -- by far. Brandon Wade, CEO of the SeekingArrangement, a sugar daddy dating site, tells us that the reasons are obvious: San Francisco techies are the new sugar daddy, with a net worth of nearly $5 million.

You know what that means? You don't really have to worry about making rent on your own.

Wade says he was rather surprised to learn that San Francisco ranked so high, but once he stopped to think about his life here in the Bay Area, he realized that there was an oversaturation of bored men with too much money and nobody to spend it on.

 

But just because San Francisco is ripe with horny, rich men, that doesn't mean they are willing to spend their millions on you. According to Wade, San Francisco sugar daddies are far less generous with their sugar baby budgets, ranking no. 29 on the list.

While sugar babies in Los Angeles will get a monthly allowance of $5,710, S.F. sugar daddies are only setting aside $3,765 a month to sugar their baby.

In other words, the sex is better in L.A.?

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Raven Lee Meadows
Raven Lee Meadows

Am I hearing you correctly? Sugar 'DADDIES'?   I beg to differ...they are boys. they have no idea what to do with they got. and boy , what a waste! Tell them to come back when they hit 35 or 40, then they can wear the Sugar Daddy hat. You simply must rename this new lost breed. 

<< Work at home, $55/h, link
<< Work at home, $55/h, link

 To learn to get along without, to realize that what the world is going to demand of us may be a good deal more important than what we are entitled to demand of it - this is a hard lesson.

Donkey Hotay
Donkey Hotay

A dot.com multi-millionaire walks up to an attractive woman in a bar and says:"Damn, you are the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. I don't want to seem crass but i like to just cut to the chase. Would you have sleep with me for a million dollars?". 

She looks at him and says "are you joking?" 

He says "No, this is not a joke, I'm very wealthy". 

She contemplates this for a moment and decides..."A million dollars?... Fine. Ok, sure"..

then the guy says..."actually...how about fifty dollars instead?". 

The woman gets furious and says "What the hell do you think I am, some kind of whore?" 

the guy replies "We've already established what you are. Now we're just negotiating price". 

Donkey Hotay
Donkey Hotay

I never pay women for sex ...

... I pay them $$ to leave, after sex.

Menruletheworld
Menruletheworld

Just another way for men to treat women like the useless bimbos they are. and another way for women to let themselves continue to be treated like useless bimbos that they are. sexism lives on and this shows that men still rule the world and always will.

Guest
Guest

You're hilarious. Let me guess, you're single and work a dead-end job?

A Real Groovy Guy
A Real Groovy Guy

 Most rich male sugar daddies are old white fat boring pale skinned losers who wear polyester yuppie geek clothes who cant get laid because of their boring personalities and body's so they have to pay women off to hang out and have sex with them. generally they are losers. real men dont have to do things like that. real men can get women by having a fun or funny personality healthy body and lifestyle etc. and alot of men who have big money dont walk around acting rich.  smart guys with money keep a low profile when it comes to looking like you have real money. its not a good idea to flaunt your wealth. it can get you killed quick or used by some worthless female loser. a guy that may not look rich who wears tenny shoes and cheap t shirts could be very rich and be a self made hard working millionare who own a company he built himself. a guy who looks yuppie rich may not be rich at all and he bought his whole rich  yuppie look on credit cards and he is a poser and an imposter sugar daddy.

Reginald Stonebody
Reginald Stonebody

Totally makes sense. A bunch of fat bald software engineers with money.

And the slut ranking: SF is only on top because of the gay community. In straight relationships, we suffer greatly.

Surfer Biker Hippie
Surfer Biker Hippie

Real Rich Sugar Daddy's live on the beach on the North Shore of Oahu Hawaii where I live not in California. I surf, swim, lay on the beach getting tan and ride motorcycles all the time and generally do nothing but have fun and sex with long blond haired tan surfer beach chicks who ask for nothing from me. in hawaii sex and love is always in the air its the aloha spirit. and if you surf and you look good you get laid often. rich or poor. no one here knows im rich I look like your typical long haird surfer biker rock star. and chicks still dig guys like that the most. chicks love surfers.

Reginald Stonebody
Reginald Stonebody

If your rich and dont have to work, who *wouldn't* live in hawaii

Surfer Biker Hippie
Surfer Biker Hippie

 Thats why I live here. lol WORK is a 4 letter word in Hawaiian Culture or Surfer Beach Culture or Hippie Culture. Even the homeless over here live at the beach. im not shitting you either. im rich and im proud to say I dont work. WORK IS EVIL MAN.

Sunny Warm Rich Guys
Sunny Warm Rich Guys

Most of them rich guys live in Miami Beach,Scottsdale Arizona ,San Diego and all over Hawaii to. the most rich guys to be found are in warm sunny climates not cold rainy places like San Francisco. Wise Up Girls!

Cornturdcretin
Cornturdcretin

 Cunts are never to smart ya know? thats why they live in the shitty cold rainy bay area.

Bonga
Bonga

 Hawaii is where the real true hedonistic beach life is to be found for sure Brudda. the rest dont know what they are missing.  Aloha.

Margie the Groupie
Margie the Groupie

 Are you Steven Tyler? or actor Woody Harrelson? or the Blond Tan God of the sea Adonis Laird Hamilton? they all live there in Hawaii.

Surfer Biker Hippie
Surfer Biker Hippie

 You can find me at sunset beach or pipeline beach most days. come see me girls. Im easy to spot.  everyone here knows me. there is very few of us left my friends from the days that used to be.

Haggie
Haggie

I'll stick to prostitutes. Easier, cheaper, and less hassles. Sugar babies are  always trying to become sugar wives, and if they can't, they become sugar baby mommas...

Donkey Hotay
Donkey Hotay

Remember the 3 F's from Economics 101 --

If it Flies, Floats or Fucks ... Rent it !

generic_
generic_

I'm not sure a sugar baby isn't simply a prostitute with the leverage to monopolize her customer base.

But I take your larger point.

Rock Muscian
Rock Muscian

 A wife is a paid hooker. she gets  money,suvs,credit cards,jewelry, free rent etc etc for spreading her legs for a hard up Viagra man. the most loose sluts in the USA are in Texas and the deep south not Frisco or even California. I have played in a well know rock band for over 35 years and I have seen them all and Texas and the southern states have the most sweet good looking sexy hot loose sexual women in this country. im rich but im not a sugar daddy. I dont get used by women. they can make their own way in life money wise thats what the 1960s womens movement was about.

Jim
Jim

 Thats how most men think they just dont tell you that.

Margie the Groupie
Margie the Groupie

 I would love to meet you MR Rock Star. once a groupie always a groupie. how can we hook up Darlin?

Smartman
Smartman

 Smart men dont get married dumb ones do.

Outdated
Outdated

 More people now live together than are married. 62% now live together and the rest are married . marriage is outdated anyway and its a sham.

GG
GG

And that's the sound of women everywhere breathing a collective sigh of relief that someone with that attitude towards relationships isn't married (I hope). 

SFLeatherSir
SFLeatherSir

"In other words, the sex is better in L.A.?No.  It's a better value.  And easier to obtain for FREE.

Dixie Fucks
Dixie Fucks

 SEX  is better in the south! its hot sweaty sultry southern sex with soul to the sound of good blues music.

"Arf!" Lemming
"Arf!" Lemming

 Listen to Fern Kinney sing 'I'm Ready For Your Love'sometime.. Hotter 'n grits!!

Tom
Tom

Since SF  had the original sugar daddy, it makes sense.

Alexis
Alexis

You've come a long way baby.  Now quit working and find a rich guy to pay for your lifestyle and  shopping.  Isn't equal rights great!

Cornturdcretin
Cornturdcretin

 Its great if you have no personal pride and self respect in yourself and your proud to be a lazy loser and a user of men and be pretty much worthless in life.

Max Cady
Max Cady

 Back to the 1950s girls

Nieshia Harrison
Nieshia Harrison

Did they just say? You don't really have to worry about making rent on your own....lol

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