KSFO's JD Hayworth Tells Rush Limbaugh's Advertisers "We'd Love to Have You Over Here"

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Former congressman JD Hayworth hosts the most gentlemanly three hours in conservative talk radio, twinkling warmly over the 9 a.m.-to-noon shift at KSFO 560 with all the fire and fury of the avuncular God up in the stars at the opening of It's a Wonderful Life. He chats up the issues of the day, of course, and purports to be annoyed at liberals, but he only really seems excited when sharing anecdotes about his days in D.C.

This morning Hayworth addressed the controversy over Rush Limbaugh calling Sandra Fluke a slut. This is interesting because Hayworth -- like many Republican congressmen of the Clinton era -- has over the years considered Limbaugh a friend, and because Hayworth's own show is on in Limbaugh's old KSFO slot. The station booted Limbaugh in January, and he now vents and stammers at NewsTalk 910 at the same time that Hayworth is being agreeable.

So, Hayworth and Rush are now competitors.  Hayworth dedicated the 10 o'clock hour to Limbaugh. While trying his damnedest not to say anything controversial, Hayworth did make a joking pitch for Limbaugh's errant advertisers, saying: "We'd love to have you over here."

He preceded this by noting the irony of "market forces" having their way with Limbaugh and, quite softly, noting all the usual conservative complaints about this whole imbroglio: That Fluke's an activist, that Nancy Pelosi set up a stunt hearing, that Bill Maher and Ed Schulz have used sexist language, too.

In the several folksy, rambling sections he dedicated to the Fluke controversy, Hayworth also:

  • Said, "You don't want to use the word that rhymes with nut but starts with s-l. Not a good idea."

  • Asked, "As with Jim Bowie and Daniel Boone Davey Crockett at the Alamo, and as with Don Imus and the Rutgers basketball team, has Rush gone too far?" This makes perfect sense because losing advertisers after being a dick is exactly like being killed in a siege.

  • Said, "You never want to lapse into that kind of speech. It's the wrong thing to do."

  • Spelled out "h-e-double-hockey-sticks." Twice.

  • Speculated that "There are liberal activists listening, waiting to grab one phrase or one word that proves I'm no more than a neanderthal." You wish, JD.

  • Said "J.C. Watts, when we were serving in congress, gave me the best example of 'It's Not what You Say But How You Say It.' You could say to a woman, 'You have a face that could stop a clock.' Or you could say, 'You have a face that makes time stand still.' It's the same sentiment."

  • Took a call from a dude who insists Fluke is a liar, a perjurer, etc., etc. Hayworth quite carefully did not quite agree with any of this.

  • Failed to mention the time Limbaugh got busted with unprescribed Viagra in his luggage after a "guys' weekend" in the Dominican Republic, the sex-trade capital of the Western hemisphere.

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Davy Crockett
Davy Crockett

Boone could have been there...He crossed the Rockies and lived to be 80ish...Died in Colorado.

Ptsimpson69
Ptsimpson69

Thank God for the conservative word, or we'd be stuck with smug left outlook!!

Jdksfo
Jdksfo

Quite right, Peahen!

Thought for sure I said "As with Jim Bowie and Davy Crockett at the Alamo..."

JD

Alan Scherstuhl
Alan Scherstuhl

Yes, you did! Correction made!

Corrector
Corrector

Your correction needs a correction.  It says Bowie and Boone and has Crockett crossed out.  It should say Bowie and Crockett and have Boone crossed out.

peahen
peahen

Daniel Boone wasn't at the Alamo.

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