Newt Gingrich to Campaign Near San Francisco: Lock Up Your Wives
|Newt's personal fantasy isn't much different than ours in San Francisco|
Of course, we didn't think he would take that as an actual invite, but alas, here Gingrich comes.
Okay, so the mashed-potato snowman won't actually be stepping foot in our "fantasy land" as far as we know, but he will be close enough to give us the chills -- 20 miles down south in Burlingame where the average male resident also proudly dons a toupee.
According to his campaign, the presidential hopeful will be traveling here at the end of the month where he will make a cameo at the California Republican Convention, followed by a possible fundraiser.
Here's what we have to say about that: If Newt thinks he's going to shame the Bay Area and then shake us down for money, he's the one living in a fantasy land!
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