Indiana Republican Bob Morris Admits He's Really Scared of Girl Scouts
|Hates lesbians, feminists, and Thin Mints|
Paranoid Republican Rep. Bob Morris reportedly accused the Girl Scouts of being a radical branch of Planned Parenthood. More specifically, he said the youngsters are out there promoting homosexuality and abortion, one cookie at a time.
Well, that sure is an interesting take on the "every cookie has a mission" mantra.
I don't know about you, but never once in the last 30 years of my cookie-buying career has a Girl Scout promoted abortions alongside Tagalongs, nor have I had unwanted thoughts of gay sex or considered fetuses while devouring boxes and boxes of Thin Mints.
But that's just me.
Morris, on the other hand ...
He's so damn convinced that the Girl Scouts are a bunch of radical lesbian feminists that he's taken his own daughters out of the all-American institution, which by the way is celebrating its 100th anniversary this year. He's decided to put his girls in a safer, and undoubtedly, more sane alternative to Girl Scouts, the American Heritage Girls.
Enough of me; listen to Morris' crazy-talk yourself: