Indiana Republican Bob Morris Admits He's Really Scared of Girl Scouts

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Hates lesbians, feminists, and Thin Mints
Indiana doesn't make it in the news too often, and sadly, for the people of the Hoosier state, this is what happens when it does get its 15 minutes of fame.

Paranoid Republican Rep. Bob Morris reportedly accused the Girl Scouts of being a radical branch of Planned Parenthood. More specifically, he said the youngsters are out there promoting homosexuality and abortion, one cookie at a time.

Well, that sure is an interesting take on the "every cookie has a mission" mantra.

I don't know about you, but never once in the last 30 years of my cookie-buying career has a Girl Scout promoted abortions alongside Tagalongs, nor have I had unwanted thoughts of gay sex or considered fetuses while devouring boxes and boxes of Thin Mints.

But that's just me.

Morris, on the other hand ...

He's so damn convinced that the Girl Scouts are a bunch of radical lesbian feminists that he's taken his own daughters out of the all-American institution, which by the way is celebrating its 100th anniversary this year. He's decided to put his girls in a safer, and undoubtedly, more sane alternative to Girl Scouts, the American Heritage Girls.

Enough of me; listen to Morris' crazy-talk yourself:

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garlicbeth
garlicbeth

One more conservative to add to the ever growing list of kooks that the Republican party seems to draw like magnets.   They are so stupid they don't know when to keep their mouths shut.  All the research Mr. Morris did was probably on far right wing blogs and newsletters. . .he certainly didn't pick reputable sources.

Edward
Edward

Yet he will keep getting elected by the right-wing, "small government" folks.

People need to realize exactly what is going on in our country: religious zealots shrouded in tea-party/small government shells are out to take our country back to the middle ages. 

Not only anti-abortion, but anti-birth control. ANY kind of birth control.

Anti-women. Anti-education. Anti-science. Anti religion (except for theirs)

If it ain't in the Bible, then it's wrong! At least the way WE interpret it.

Dylan
Dylan

Read Morris' original letter.  Checked out the pamphlet he mentioned in its original form.  It's written for young ADULTS with HIV, so I doubt it's being distributed to young girls.  Someone needs to tell him that anyone can post anything on the internet so going there for truthful, unbiased info might not be the smartest thing he can do.

PTCGAZ
PTCGAZ

what this douche is really saying is that he's a closeted homosexual that hates women!

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BettyBooze
BettyBooze

What a psychopath! Needs to be committed! I was a Girl Scout for 15 Years and I don't remember anything about Lesbians and ultra feminist propaganda or Planned Parenthood crap! I learned how to be an upstanding member of society! Yet another policitian who need to be sterilized and locked in a looney bin!

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Heresmail4me

I wonder how many people that voted for him really understood what the guy believed?I am from another part of Indiana but I am still embarassed that this guy represents any part of the state of Indiana.  There is no excuse I can give for what this guy said.

MrEricSir
MrEricSir

This guy is going to be listed at gayhomophobe.com within a couple months.  Just wait.

e_dog
e_dog

Seriously. The gay bars of Cincinnati and Chicago should be on the lookout when Rep. Morris goes on his next "business trip"

RS
RS

another brainless schmuck...

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