What Should Republicans Be Searched for Before Boarding a Plane?

​Recently, Assemblyman Tim Donnelly, a tea party Republican from Southern California, was arrested at an airport for trying to carry a concealed firearm on a plane. It got us thinking: What else should Republican lawmakers be searched for before they board your airplane?

• $317 million in funding for Planned Parenthood
  
  

• Dick Cheney's heart
  
  

• Missing Ron Paul ballots
  
  

• A conscience

• A credible economic plan
  
  

• Same-sex partners
  
  

• Any understanding, at all, of how the internet works
  
  

• Weapons of Mass Destruction
  
  

• Whatever they're smoking these days

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