Seattle Is Trying to Poach Our Tourists

• I lived in Seattle for years. Like 30. They are so totally are trying to steal your tourists. Actually, they've doing it for years now, although you (San Fran, if I may), have willfully refused to notice. They also read more than you but, true, dress like shit. I found that part sort of endearing. Kinda like Portland. Lived there for 30 years, also. I've lived everywhere for at least, I don't know, 30 years...at least. Anyway, the first part is semi true. 

• I just moved from Seattle to the Bay, lemme tell ya...  The Bay is sunnier (microclimates - San Jose is very different than the Sunset).  But the Bay is also nice because we can drink tap water.  Have fun when So Cal gas hits $6 a gallon, forcing the price of bottled water to record highs.  Disfruta mexico de noroeste, amigo!

• Seriously? They're targeting San Franciscians, not San Fran's visitors. Duh. Totally makes sense that they'd target one of the closest major cities to Seattle. Easy to access and offers lots. Are you daft SF Weekly?

• Jesus. That guy needs to shave his balls and trim up a bit. Looks like a pom-pom down there.

• Seattle has plenty of tourists. The bums outside my work hit them up for money all day long. And that naked guy? He was here first, we got tired of him and sent him your way. You're welcome!

• Very petty article . Can we grow up a bit please? Thumbs down.

• San Francisco's weather isn't much better than Seattle's... Both cold and drab! It's all about Southern California!! Haha

• How stupid, Get over yourselves San Francisco.

• Whats the big deal? I've seen those Incredible India ads on the cable cars for months now. Get over it.

• People are naked here, too. Also, it's probably overcast.

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