List: Why Sheriff Ross Mirkarimi Should Be Optimistic

Categories: Humor, Politics
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Sheriff Ross Mirkarimi appeared in court yesterday to defend himself against charges of spousal abuse and child endangerment. But what's the silver lining for Sheriff Mirkarimi?

  • He still has his health

  • He's got great connections at the jail

  • There's no such thing as bad publicity


  • The American justice system is flawless

  • Thanks to him, San Francisco has some very innovative programs to help offenders re-enter society



  • San Francisco activists are terrible at following through

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