List: Another Year, Another Board of Supervisors

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• Nobody actually cares what David Chiu does anymore

• Eric Mar has to sit in the back

• Mark Farrell is the new chair of the Government Audit and Oversight Committee, which he wants to privatize

• This year, the part of "Carmen Chu" will be played by an actual mime

• Somehow everybody is even less sure whose side Malia Cohen is on

• Sean Elsbernd is just watching the clock at this point

• Progressive standard-bearer John Avalos insists on being called "progressive standard-bearer John Avalos" at every meeting

• Ed Lee no longer has to pretend to respect them

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