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Hey people, why keep complaining about last year's puritanical Bay to Breakers race when you could sign up for this year's race -- now?
Zazzle announced today that registration for the 101st footrace is now open online
, costing as much as $89.50. This year's race -- scheduled for May 20 -- will, again, have a zero-tolerance policy for both floats and booze (in theory). You'll recall that this unpopular rule was established last year after too many races in year's past turned into a beer-loaded bacchanalia -- which put the event in jeopardy of ending permanently.
Zazzle says there will be checkpoints along the route where officials will scour for any contraband and weed out those free-loaders who never registered and paid to participate in the event (that includes you, Lieutenant Governor Gavin Newsom
This year, the race will enhance its charity component as a token of "appreciation" for the "community's support" in last year's race, according to a press release sent our today. (Note: Charity is a good public relations tactic to help buffer Zazzle from the wrath of neighbors who lament the drunken dudes in bacon costumes pissing in their front yard.)
Runners -- or ever-so-slow, glaze-eyed walkers -- can participate on behalf of selected charities, including the Multiple Myeloma Research Foundation and CancerCare.
It's all on the website
. So take a training walk home from the bar this weekend, stretch your limbs on stool, and prep your costume -- or lack thereof
. Let the Bay to Breakers pre-party games begin. Follow us on Twitter at @SFWeekly and @TheSnitchSF