SF Occupier Looking for Roommate to Share Tent for Cheap Rent

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This guy sounds fucking cool
The Occupy Movement has given us reporters plenty of fodder for good stories -- some informative and others entertaining. And while it appears Occupy SF has ceased to exist as a camp since police raided the encampment on Wednesday, there are still plenty of amusing stories to tell.

For instance, this San Francisco guy is desperate to reoccupy the Financial District, which is why he is looking for someone to help him set up his tent  -- and occupy it with him. So he did what any normal searching San Franciscan  would do: He posted an ad on Craigslist.

Although it's far from your average "looking for a housemate" ad.

Here's his sales pitch:

"I want a roommate to help set up a new camp and watch my back in case the NAzis with the GERMAN dog come back to kick me out. I also have a video camera we can share in case they harrass us.

Aside from sounding paranoid, here's a little more about him: "I am clean and keep a neat tent. I shave and shower every other week, we can alternate so some one is always in the tent. My girlfriend will bring food so we don't have to leave."

And if that isn't enticing enough, the rent is cheaper than a cardboard box.  "$1.00 rent is due upon our agreement and is due on the first of every month. It is not refundable as your dollar symbolizes your dedication to the tent and our cause," according to the ad.

Here's the full ad:

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Any takers?

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26 comments
redleg3319
redleg3319

I love seeing this filth on display

You just can't buy prime advertising like this

Jerry999
Jerry999

Just shows what morons that group has turned into. They are getting less press every day.

Nobody Special
Nobody Special

What do you mean *turned into* morons? What were they when they initially decided this was a good idea...rocket scientists?

PNM
PNM

I think this is a joke...

Blokzhyvlennja
Blokzhyvlennja

Cool...your chance to get raped for half price! Awesome!

photonboy
photonboy

You must be tons of fun at parties.

Jgreenbergid
Jgreenbergid

This is awesome. They need to keep the fight up. They do this for everyone so all u haters...... It's 4 u 2......

StJensen
StJensen

If you want to do something for the 99%, then get a job.  Stop being a drain on society.  And please shower more than twice a month.

photonboy
photonboy

Why should he shower more often than you?

ZingMoo
ZingMoo

OK wow, I never would have thought about that before. Wow.www.Ultimate-Privacy[dot]Net

Guest
Guest

I think that's f-ing ridiculous.  They are regressing to a new infantilism, infused with narcissism yet with even more self-importance.  Stuff like this is a lot shallower than it is made out to be.  Pan out and you will see that these isolated, outstandingly ridiculous acts are actually flickering, multi-colored lights emanated by a new, transient nihilism.  Wake up and smell the spirit of a new tear gas canister.

photonboy
photonboy

Somebody needs a walk in the woods.

Guest
Guest

 photonboy,

You'd make a great comedic writer -- although your unwitting self-parody naturally has self-limitations.

photonboy
photonboy

I think that's f-ing awesome.  We are entering a new time, infused with the playful yet serious spirit of the sixties.  Stuff like this is deeper than it appears on the surface.  Pan out and you will see that these isolated, seemingly ridiculous acts are actually flickering, multi-colored lights emanated by a new, growing consciousness.  Wake up and smell the spirit of a new day..

Jim5car
Jim5car

At least he shaves and showers every other week, whether he needs to or not...

555
555

scumbag just like the rest of them

Zagalajr
Zagalajr

This is an example of a pure lawbreaking ah. Can't think of something good to do? Join in the charity activities. Lots of them put there. This guys reminds me of the German Occupyers and Japanese Occupyers during the world War. Just the sound of their name makes me shaken with revulsion. I wish people would realized that joining this violent movement will put them on dangerous path. They are not going to change the world of capitalism. hey are just fooling the public of their trashy ideas just to collect donations from stupid donors. Please wake up citizens of America, do not be fooled by this economic saboteurs and street terrorists. Stay home to avoid injury or maybe death that this movement may bring onto you.

5150
5150

Thats is Effin Pathetic!

photonboy
photonboy

Explain.

5150
5150

What is there to explain, and if you havent noticed, OccupySF no longer exists, so if anyone wants to Camp, go to a State Park where Camping is allowed.

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