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List: How Will San Francisco Celebrate Christmas?

By Benjamin Wachs Fri., Dec. 23 2011 at 10:30 AM
Categories: Humor
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​It's Christmas. How are San Franciscans celebrating?

  • Watching the lights go out at Candlestick Park
  • Spending time with their loved ones at the Apple Store
  • Occupying Santa's workshp
  • Telling new pedophilia jokes about priests
  • Getting close to that special someone under the mistletoe to speculate about the new District 5 Supervisor
  • Going home to lecture their families about veganism
  • Christ-themed burlesque
  • Thinking about going back to graduate school
  • Dressing up in custom made Victorian costumes to drink absinthe -- just like every weekend

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