Doughnuts, Skimpy Shorts on Cafe Menu
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San Franciscans have long enjoyed poking fun at the tourists flocking to our fair city -- many of whom appear to have enjoyed a doughnut or two in their day -- dressing inappropriately in shorts. Who would have thought we would be reinforcing -- and perhaps even introducing -- these behaviors? We have met the enemy, and he is us. Wearing shorts. And eating a Krispy Kreme.
Are doughnuts and lycra shorts on most people's shopping lists? Not exactly, say store employees.
People tend to buy doughnuts before heading out on a bay cruise. After disembarking, they often pick up material goods, such as mid-thigh-level shorts. Evidently, eating a doughnut on the bay burns more calories than you'd think.
Lycra does stretch, after all. And so do we.
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