List: Why BART Might Cut Your Cell Service

Categories: Humor
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Last week BART created a new policy detailing when it's allowed to shut off cell phone service. Under what circumstances will BART interrupt your call?

  • If BART police suspect someone is being broken-up with by text message
  • If someone acts like their iPhone is so fucking special.
  • Every employee gets to do it on their birthday
  • Anytime someone's giving out spoilers

  • Whenever civilians protest being shot in the back.
  • Anytime reporters cover civilians protesting being shot in the back
  • If there's too much cell phone chatter about Jersey Shore. BART's so done with that.

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