List: Why BART Might Cut Your Cell Service
- If BART police suspect someone is being broken-up with by text message
- If someone acts like their iPhone is so fucking special.
- Every employee gets to do it on their birthday
- Anytime someone's giving out spoilers
- Whenever BART police shoot a civilian in the back.
- Whenever civilians protest being shot in the back.
- Anytime reporters cover civilians protesting being shot in the back
- If there's too much cell phone chatter about Jersey Shore. BART's so done with that.
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