Top 5 Reasons Californians Are Moving to Texas

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1. Let's face it, at this rate gays will probably be able to marry in Texas before they will be able to tie the knot in California. That's messed up, y'all.

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liametavirpym
liametavirpym

Poor Texas. They'll do what they've been trying to do to Nevada -- bring their liberal crap with them and attempt to change your state into another California. Stay home Californians. . .you created the mess, you got the government you wanted and deserved, now deal with it.

Native Texan
Native Texan like.author.displayName 1 Like

Please, stay in California. We really don't want you all to pollute our country...errrr...state. :)

moron
moron

And the IQ of both states goes down with this migration.

itoldyou
itoldyou

Texas is a pit stop on the way to hell

Bitha
Bitha

So the big leftists who cry when the stereotypes fly their way show why they are so hated for their hypocrisy

we have the biggest homeless problem in the USA and the most well educated enclaves all lead by pelosi and you put down a state that attracts workers andhas no state income tax

if I wasnt retired I would be there myself if I needed the work

stop your hate

GrammyDunc
GrammyDunc like.author.displayName 1 Like

Be very careful Texas!  Californians can carry their viral political views with them.  Get enough of them voting and, sooner or later, they'll turn Texas into another California. Just look at what's happening in New Hampshire.  Massachusetts exiles, fed up with the high taxes and regulations they voted for, are moving to New Hampshire and voting for the same entitlements that got them in trouble in Taxachusetts. Try to make friends with these exiles and teach them what it means to be a Texan.  Otherwise, eventually they may have to be educated by other means.

Jakethedog1975
Jakethedog1975 like.author.displayName 1 Like

Grammy, This was probably the best post of the day. Obviously you have an education and are a beautiful, smart, independent minded Texan. The hate spewed by these left leaning, uneducated, illiterate fools does not surprise me in the least. California has become the toilet of the United States. Just visit San Fran and see all the jobless bums wandering that city...

John_e_warner
John_e_warner

Wow you are an idiot. Ever been to Texas?

Christy
Christy

Towards which "you" is this comment directed?

John_e_warner
John_e_warner

to the author of the article.  I love texas,  lived in austin for years moved away for work

RedState
RedState like.author.displayName 1 Like

" gay-hating, Sarah Palin-loving, meat-eating freaks" Freaks? You people in San Francisco are so out of the mainstream you think normal people are freaks. The rest of the country laughs at you every day.

Jakethedog1975
Jakethedog1975

Finally a reasonable comment. It amazes me how out of touch people in San Fran are with the rest of the country. Everyone realizes how great Texas has become, which is why our population is growing and California's population is shrinking. People cant leave fast enough...

Lizajane77
Lizajane77

 If Texas is so terrible, why are people coming here in droves? You don't like Texas, great, Stay the Hell out because we don't want you lower us to "California" standards!

Sal
Sal

 the same thing happened in the 1970s in Houston. then everybody got wise about that state and left. this is just the 2nd coming of the same old thing.

Jakethedog1975
Jakethedog1975

Uneducated Fool. Exactly the type of comment I expect from a Californian or bigoted Hawaiian.

AnchorBeach
AnchorBeach

Texas is where I my wife and I are retiring to, the land where freedom and individuality still mean something.  I wan to live in a land where Americans know and realize we are the biggest,baddest and best sons of biotches on the planet .Bye,bye New England

Brad4143
Brad4143

depending on your income when you retire you might do the math. Yes texas has no income tax butdepevding on your are in Texas they have high property taxes as much as 4000-5000 a year or more. I did the math and found it was cheaper for us to retire in Missouri ozarks based on 50K/yr. Total home property tax 358/yr, income tax 1700vehicles property tax 350/yrSo about 2500 total still for us about 1500 less year

Aaron
Aaron

Make sure u bring your shotgun & pail to spit in.  That bible thumping psycho Perry is from Tx. No thanks. I was brought up in New England but have lived in Ca most of my adult life.  Think it's time for a change

A Proud Texan
A Proud Texan

 Yea but you will still be Yankees from New England in the end and Texans hate Yankee queers or Yankees. they beat up Yankees up in Texas. or didnt you know that?

Christy
Christy

Was your comment written with a sarcastic undertone? I hope so, because a proud Texan wouldn't write what you did, "A Proud Texan."

Megan
Megan

 you should check out sunset beach on the north shore of Oahu Hawaii. this is the true garden of eden or heaven on earth here. Megan Abubo sunset beach Hawaii. check me out at www.meganabubo dot com to see more on life in hawaii.

bdwilkin
bdwilkin

Keep thinking Texas is a cesspool.  You don't know what the hell you are talking about.  We just re-elected a homo mayor in Houston.  How much more progressive do we need to be?

I was born in San Fran in 1971 and I thank God my parents got the %$# out of there.

Stick that up your ass to keep your gerbil company.

Sal
Sal

 %$# is spelled FUCK. more proof that Texans are illiterate

Jakethedog1975
Jakethedog1975

Uneducated bigot. Exactly what I expect from people outside of the great state of Texas.

Christy
Christy

Now THIS is an example of literacy at its finest! Well done, Sal. "best looking women in the USA are in Hawaii  and they are actually friendly tan and in shape. you dont see those 3 combanations in American women much now days. most are fat pale and mean as fucking shit rude and  texas women are loud  fat and obnoxious so beware of TEXAS!  trust me its not the place go live is a very mean violent rowdy unfriendly cop pig state. its also a hot and sweaty place to live in summer and it rains alot there and is cloudy often. is nothing but a state full of country bumpkins and rednecks who drink to much lone star beer  and drive pick up trucks and wear those stupid cowboy hats. its not the place for a californian."

HELLS ANGEL FUKI
HELLS ANGEL FUKI

Tell your parents I said thanks from Frisco for getting you out of here to. FUKI, HELLS ANGELS MC FRISCO

Christy
Christy

Frisco should be (and is) a reason people move to TX. It's a clean, safe, welcoming city, with a top-notch public school system and it's very diverse in its population.

bdwilkin
bdwilkin

I definitely will John Fukushima.  Give my best to Leslie.

Durrrrrrrrrrrr
Durrrrrrrrrrrr

I'm glad you think sterotyping Texans is funny 'cause I don't. Go to hell

Dash Riprock
Dash Riprock

 who sez go to hell anymore? nobody except actors in soap operas and hicks from the old days thats who.  I cant believe anybody sez go to hell anymore. thats comical.  if this go to hell mentality still exist in Texas in 2011 you are in for a big flashback to the 1950s when you move there. its not saying much for texans intelligence either.  saying go to hell is out dated very lame and very white trash.

Christy
Christy

At least he spelled it correctly, which "sez" to me that perhaps you're stupid--sorry--"stoopid," white trash.

Sal
Sal

 can you please tell me where hell is?

Sara
Sara

So Ca is HELL.  If the freeways don't get you & the crazy MF drivers, the illegal gang bangers will

mercantilism
mercantilism

probably trying to get as far away from progressive insanity as possible. from nanny state to the complete opposite of a nanny state seems logical to me. liberalism is a mental disorder.

Jipiteca
Jipiteca

its better in Hawaii.. Fuck them Texas Rednecks and Pigs.  you will end up beat up by the local pigs there or end up in jail or prison sooner or later living in Texas even if you are innocent. its not a good place to live folks. trust me I been there done that trip.

Bitha
Bitha

let me guess

you need a new tv and someone wont give it to you

Damm Hungary
Damm Hungary

Sorry to hear you had a rough trip. Glad to hear your not there anymore.

All that said, having lived in Texas for the first 37 years of my life ... I'd much rather take the risk of getting beat up than blown away.

It should tell folks something when someone from Texas believes LAPD & LA sheriffs are trigger happy.

Buddy
Buddy

 a human can get blown away or killed or die at anytime anyplace anywhere pal. death is certain life is not. it doesnt matter where your live Texas or LA, when its your time to die its your time to die and where you live has nothing to do with it. your life can come to and end and as easy to end as blowing out a candle flame. wise up  you 37 yr old punk!

Sal
Sal

 like most  closed minded white trash Texas redneck crackers you can afford a plane ticket to Hawaii correct?

Sal
Sal

 you sound like you need a trip to Huntsville prison in east Texas to get your mind right. blown away by who in Hawaii? a 60 foot wave on the north shore?

Sierrabrasher
Sierrabrasher

Reason #6 reason why Californians move to Texas? AUSTIN

Texas Hippie
Texas Hippie

 Austin was a happening hip music town back in the late 1960s and early 1970s in willie nelsons,waylon jennings etc days. im glad you finally caught up with us old  Texas hippies. your running about 40 years behind us real guys. it was more fun back then to.

Jipiteca
Jipiteca

 Hawaii is the place to be.

Brad4143
Brad4143

Mahalo..  The locals dont want us there in Hawaii. Come on

Sal
Sal

the best looking women in the USA are in Hawaii  and they are actually friendly tan and in shape. you dont see those 3 combanations in American women much now days. most are fat pale and mean as fucking shit rude and  texas women are loud  fat and obnoxious so beware of TEXAS!  trust me its not the place go live is a very mean violent rowdy unfriendly cop pig state. its also a hot and sweaty place to live in summer and it rains alot there and is cloudy often. is nothing but a state full of country bumpkins and rednecks who drink to much lone star beer  and drive pick up trucks and wear those stupid cowboy hats. its not the place for a californian.

var0sha
var0sha

The author speaks with the voice of experience -- she received her BA in Journalism from UT Austin. ;)

moron
moron

All "journalists" are commies these days, even UT Austin, unfortunately.

James
James

Finally an appropriately named commentator.

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