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List: Now That Ed Lee Is Really Mayor, What Will He Do?

By Benjamin Wachs Fri., Nov. 25 2011 at 10:45 AM
Categories: Humor
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​Now that he's no longer a "caretaker" mayor, what is Ed Lee's agenda?   
   
 *  Promise the Board of Supervisors that he won't seek re-election
   
 *  Have Willie Brown's coffee ready at 8 a.m. sharp
   
 *  Be Chinese at least three times a week

*  Finally give MC Hammer the comeback he deserve
   
 *  Change the city's ethics commission so that it better represents the ethically challenged

*  Have some more books written about him

*  Find new and exciting ways to dangle success in front of David Chiu

*  Announce that he is in no way interested in becoming president in 2012
    
*  Occupy room 200

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