Man-Child Lubes Himself into Baby Swing, Gets Stuck Overnight

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If the swing fits ...
A Vallejo man was found wailing like a baby Saturday morning in a child's swing at Blue Rock Springs Park, where he had been stuck for more than nine hours.

The adult man reportedly made a $100 bet with friends, who said they would pay him if he could get inside the swing, which are designed for infants and toddlers. While the man was clever enough to find a way into the swing -- using laundry detergent for lube -- he wasn't quite ingenious enough to get out of the swing.

To make matters worse, the man's so-called buddies left him there -- swinging through the night, according to police.

He wasn't found until Saturday at about 6 a.m. when a park worker heard the man screaming, and called police, according to news reports

When the cops arrived, they worked to cut the swing down and transported the man -- in the swing -- to Kaiser Permanente, where doctors used a cast-cutter to detach him from the swing.

The only injury the man suffered was humiliation.

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Barb Patton
Barb Patton

I bet a pound to a pinch of salt that this stupido will not fork out a cent for the hospital bill. Any takers?

Scretch
Scretch

i don't believe there were friends and a bet. this is just a weirdo.

G
G

That "swinger" needs some new "friends."

CAMSHEEL
CAMSHEEL

Some friends  I betting the hospital cost was very high   not worth the 100.00 bet.   But you must be somekind of moron to sit in a baby swing.

Mrs. A
Mrs. A

hahahahahahahahahaha

Bruce Edmund Carroll
Bruce Edmund Carroll

your score for this stunt, $100 cost of emergency room visit and services, $3,000 that leaves you $2,900 in fees including services rendered and emts/ems transportation and repair fees.

Bruce Edmund Carroll
Bruce Edmund Carroll

being humilated in front of the entire world and looking like a little bitch.............priceless

Laura_RT
Laura_RT

I was looking for the 'priceless' thing in your first post, except I thought it would go, 'Winning a $100 bet... priceless.' LOL

Bruce Edmund Carroll
Bruce Edmund Carroll

this is why they call it jackass!!!!! the producers of MTV and Jackass insist that you do not try any of the  stunts shown on our show. You have been duly warned

Mary Rothgeb
Mary Rothgeb

Was he singing......Just Swinging!!!!! Question....did he get the hundred bucks and how much was the cost of the pulic service help and hospital bill??? Bet he ended up with more than Humiliation....Medical Help to release him from stupidity!!!!

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