Steve Jobs: Was He the Fifth Beatle?
In the case of Jobs' death, we're not saying Jobs, the high-tech tycoon, didn't change the world, we're just confirming that he didn't invent it, as one Slate headline suggested.
But because we are part of the fourth estate, it felt only natural to come up with a string of hyperbolic headlines of our own, starting with this one:
Private papers suggest Jobs had a hand in developing sunlight.
Here are a few more:
Found in Steve Jobs' files: evidence he fathered human race in a primitive laboratory near Stonehenge.Read the full list of outlandish headlines here.
Obama booed at rally over confusion between "jobs" and "Jobs."
In his will, Jobs reveals he was fifth Beatle.
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