Disaster Drills Promise Pre-Halloween Blood and Gore
|No pulse! No pulse!|
Be not alarmed, dear San Franciscans. This is not a zombie flash mob, and no, you didn't miss Halloween. Loma Prieta II did not strike while you were sleeping off your hangover.
While you are living in fear waiting for the big geological fault to slip, these drills are at the very least entertaining, if not downright life-saving.
The training sessions will be going on during mid-morning hours at North Beach Playground, Hamilton Recreation Field in the Western Addition, Holly Park in Bernal Heights, Parkside Playground in the Outer Sunset, and Balboa Playground in Mission Terrace.
Let's just hope they remember what to do when the Big One hits.
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