Wet, Meditating Dude Makes Lewd Comment to Woman in Golden Gate Park
|That basically covers it|
On Monday afternoon, a woman was in the park, minding her own business when a dripping wet man wearing swim trunks walked up to her and made a "lewd comment."
And that's the thing about lewd remarks -- you seldom get the response you were hoping for. In this case, the woman called the cops, who obviously didn't have much trouble tracking down their suspect -- how many soaking wet men are roaming Golden Gate Park?
When the cops caught up with the 21-year-old man, he quickly fessed up, showing some slight remorse. He told police, that he had been in the water meditating and then when he saw the woman he made the "dumb" comment.
He was cited for, well, being "dumb."
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