Devices That Will Help Women Pee Standing Up

Categories: Health, Humor
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If you can't hack this, you can resort to some cheating devices.
Ms. Georgia returned this morning with another query from the vanguard of women's alternative peeing. Yesterday, she e-mailed us for advice on peeing standing up, a subject we are uniquely experts in after having reported on "Stand2Pee" DVD last fall. (Remember when the Mission rioted after Giants won the World Series? Well, we were holed up in our apartment watching this instructional DVD. Priorities, people.)

We tried to help a sistah out, forwarding Ms. Georgia to the website for the Bay Area company. Apparently she doesn't want to learn how to pee the natural way. She wrote us back this morning with yet another query:

what retail stores sell the devices to help women pee standing
We don't know about retail stores, but we decided to put our investigative journalism skills to work and find some devices online. They might even help you out on your camping trips this Labor Day weekend.

First we discovered the Go-Girl, "Don't take life sitting down." Plus points for the power pink hue and medical grade silicon.

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That's not the funnel from chemistry class.


Next we found the Sani-Fem Freshette. This actually extends the funnel concept to a penile-like shape so you can get it out there. (We learned from Stand2Pee that women can naturally get distance with some practice, sans device.) We're doubting the validity of the Freshette's name, since it seems it wouldn't smell very fresh at all after use.
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This wouldn't even get a second glance from airport security. Not at all.

Moving on, there's the Shewee, motto: "Stand up and take control." This product's boast is that you can use it with your clothes still on!
 
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A SHEWEE here, a SHEWEE there, here a wee, there a wee....


Last, but definitely not least, is the SHENIS. Enough said.

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Nature didn't make them like this. Sadly.

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27 comments
haught19
haught19

Will the SHENIS fit in my fanny pack?

pheiress
pheiress

If your cloths have the zipper in the right spot then you have no problem peeing standing up. Gagajeans make it easy. Check them out at www.gagajeans.co 

susannewrth
susannewrth

Hey ladies, there is another peeing aid for women called Piblla. I have it and it is perfect. Pibella is the only female urination device that ensures a firm coverage over the urethral ofifice. Nothing went wrong, and I was even able to wipe off the last drop. Greetings Susanna

emilylittlebear
emilylittlebear

I use the p-mate and it works great! I love it! Thinking about getting the freshette, heard its also good. Has anyone used the freshette that could give me feed back about the freshette?

Pe-Nuts.
Pe-Nuts.

What would you think if you find the Shenis in your mom purse?

Grace Singh
Grace Singh

the stand2pee thing works, no device needed.  it's a bit more complicated that described above, hence the need for the video, but it does work

mactarkus
mactarkus

I once dated a girl named Shenis.

Thomas Shannon
Thomas Shannon

Am I only one that noticed she is holding the "SHENIS" upside down?

website designer delhi
website designer delhi

innovative, but they are mostly like funnels.

cheap
cheap

I made one myself by cutting the closed end off of a medicine spoon. Cost me a whole 2 bux and 30 seconds of my time!

ajvizz
ajvizz

lol Interesting but I doubt any women would want that in their purse. 

Jason
Jason

um, seriously?  The Sheenis?

Able Dart
Able Dart

Please see earlier story. NO APPLIANCE IS NECESSARY. You form a "V" with your fingers. Spread your labia and squeeze. I've seen it done (from the back, please).

If you aren't going to write about this issue in such a way that liberates your appliance-dependent gender, then please go back to writing about MS-13.

Vote for Ed Lee.

Richina
Richina

I would so use that when I had no choice but to use a porter potty, there is always something on those seats.

Rlynn7119
Rlynn7119

Some seem reasonable, but that last one...gross!

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