Foreskin Booth at Castro Street Fair: Glen Callender to Perform Penis Tricks
| Glen Callender will be playing with his penis to educate everyone |
But alas, Glen Callender, the Canadian comedian and foreskin avenger, is planning to bring his penis to the Castro Street Fair -- and shock you.
Both educational and amusing, we're sure, Callender, the founder of the Canadian Foreskin Awareness Project (CAN-FAP!), will have his very own booth at the Sunday event dedicated to what he calls "penis puppetry."
He'll be performing tricks with his foreskin to help the average bypasser better understand why that fold of skin is so essential to a man's life. "I'm going to show people what the foreskin is and what it's capable of," Callender told us. "There's a lot of real estate there."
So what is so fabulous about foreskin? Callender explains that it is the most pleasurable part of a man's body -- and depriving any male of it is criminal. "I enjoy my foreskin. It's my favorite part of my body," Callender says.
And this is why he's made it his part-time job to travel North America and perform penis tricks; however, he explains, it's less for amusement and more to inform people about why baby boys should not be subjected to "foreskin mutilation."
"I am using my foreskin to protect boys from knives," he explains.
Believe it or not, plenty of men in San Francisco are mad at their parents for having snipped off their foreskin, Callender tells us. He's heard these complaints from men -- mostly at gay pride and Folsom Street Fair where he also did his foreskin gig -- who would have loved to ban circumcision in San Francisco. The proposed measure to criminalize circumcision was dropped from the ballot in July after religious groups and the San Francisco city attorney filed a lawsuit.
But the Castro Street Fair is the perfect venue for this kind of penis play, which Callender promises will enlighten even the kinkiest gay man.
"Gay men are way ahead of straight men on this issue, because they know firsthand that men with foreskin have more fun," Callender says.
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