Free Weed: Bystanders Grab Up Bags of Pot Spilled on Road After Truck Crashes

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Dude! Free pot in San Jose. Police are scrambling to find pedestrians and motorists who snatched up bags of marijuana that fell from a truck illegally carrying it through the South Bay.

According to the Mercury News, the trucker was transporting the pot when he crashed near Oakridge Mall in San Jose, sending the bags of weed flying into the intersection.

Naturally, the frightened trucker was worried about what this might mean for him, so he ran off, fleeing the scene as ecstatic bystanders grabbed for the pot in a drug free-for-all.

Most of the bags of pot were taken before police got there, however the cops did find more marijuana inside the truck along with a handgun.

What they haven't found are the trucker and the dozens of bystanders who are, no doubt, at home getting high.

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SK
SK

loooooooooooooooooooooollllllllll

Fredric L. Rice
Fredric L. Rice

I have to laugh! I'm sorry, I think dope smoking is stupid, but still, the thought of somebody's cargo of dope getting widely distributed to the general public in a vehicle accident makes me smile!

The whole idiot "war on drugs" did exactly what the Republinazis wanted it to do: Increase narcotics use among the populace while making the prison system and "justice" system trillions of bucks off the backs of tax payers. The "war on drugs" has been a resounding success!

'Course I can't speak from experience since I have never used narcotics, never smoked dope, never smoke tobacco, and I don't drink alcohol except maybe once every 2 years or so. But obviously the "war on drugs" was intended for theofascism, not for public safety.

stevie k
stevie k

would have loved to witness this. 

MrEricSir
MrEricSir

Another "victory" for the drug war.

bigriggs
bigriggs

Pathetic.

Pamranch
Pamranch

dear god, please give big fella a sense of humor. amen

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