Comment of the Day: Who Likes Weenie Wavers?

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Harvey's the man
As bloggers, we like to think that we always make a good point, but sometimes nobody says it better than our readers. And because we know you don't have the time to scroll through and read the many poignant comments that readers leave behind, we decided to pick the best one and post it for you.

Of course, yesterday gave us a plethora of material for our readers to draw from, as one of our posts dealt with two popular subjects: Muni and Masturbation.

We want you to enjoy this delightful insight from reader Harvey King, who was able to work in phrases like "flog your mule" and still stay on point:
As much as I enjoy the great sport of jacking off there is a time to whip it out and a time to keep it zipped. While riding Muni or BART or anywhere else in public is a time to keep it zipped in my most ancient but humble opinion. If you horny lads feel the need to beat your meat in front of somebody why don't you just go on chatroulette or omegle. You may have to go through 1,000 strangers (even more if you're looking for a female!) before you find a willing partner who wants to see you flog your mule but please don't offend the rest of us on Muni which is generally a terrifying experience even without an erect penis in your face. Thank you so much you weenie wavers!
  Thank you, Harvey. Here's a virtual clap.

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