San Francisco has long battled the growing trend
of families with kids leaving the city for the suburbs, where rents are cheaper and tots can eat as many McDonald's Happy Meals
as they want without Supervisor Eric Mar watching over them. A new Census survey showed that there are 5,000 fewer kids today living in San Francisco
than there were 10 years ago.
So what's happening to all these kids? Let's hope this unsavory cover of Open Exchange
has nothing to do with it.
Aside from just being plain weird, putting a baby inside a large cooking pot for any
reason is just wrong, in that Hansel and Gretel
sort of way.
We don't eat dogs, cats
, or kids!
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