Where Have All of San Francisco's Kids Gone?

Categories: Media, WTF?
San Francisco has long battled the growing trend of families with kids leaving the city for the suburbs, where rents are cheaper and tots can eat as many McDonald's Happy Meals as they want without Supervisor Eric Mar watching over them. A new Census survey showed that there are 5,000 fewer kids today living in San Francisco than there were 10 years ago.

So what's happening to all these kids? Let's hope this unsavory cover of Open Exchange has nothing to do with it.

Aside from just being plain weird, putting a baby inside a large cooking pot for any reason is just wrong, in that Hansel and Gretel sort of way.

We don't eat dogs, cats, or kids!

Follow us on Twitter at @TheSnitchSF and @SFWeekly

My Voice Nation Help
Sort: Newest | Oldest

Now Trending

From the Vault


©2014 SF Weekly, LP, All rights reserved.